Shit the bed

A sudden and complete failure or collapse producing a profoundly negative result.

The Canadian 2011 Junior hockey team shit the bed in the third period against the Russians.

by jrott January 6, 2011

dick shit

Shit on a penis right after it has been pulled out of the anus and rectum.

"The only problem with anal sex is getting dick shit."

by Dalhusky August 28, 2006

Liquid shit

1.The more proper and easier way to say diarrhea

2. A random insult

1. OMG theres some liquid shit in that toilet

2. YOU LIQUID SHIT!!!!1!!!!11!!

by donttalktome December 29, 2009

Shit Slit

A term for one's asshole. Coined by Marc M. of Sick Animation in his song "I Ain't Scared."

"I ain't scared of shit on my dick when I'm fucking that bitch in her motherfuckin' shit slit. I ain't scared of gettin' poo on my weiner from a Mexican slut down in South Pasadena."

by Xeno January 20, 2008

Shit a brick

A term used to express a state of anger or rage. Usually used in post-conflict chatter. To shit a brick would be insanely painful, hence the pain portrayed in the word.

Dude. My girl caught me playing video games instead of feeding the baby for the 4th time! She almost shit a brick on me.

by MyBigTit March 8, 2011

Jesus shit

a generic exclamation of shock

Jesus Shit! You scared the hell out of me

by Sylvia May 7, 2004

shit happens

Better list of religious versions:

Taoism Shit happens.
Confucianism Confucius say, "Shit happens."
Buddhism If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
Zen Buddhism What is the sound of shit happening?
Hinduism This shit happened before.
Mormonism This shit is going to happen again.
Islam If shit happens, it is the Will of Allah.
Stoicism This shit is its own reward.
Protestantism Let this shit happen to someone else.
Calvinism Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.
Pentecostalism In Jesus' name, heal this shit!
Catholicism Shit happens because you deserve it.
Judaism Why does this shit always happen to us?
Zoroastrianism Shit happens half the time.
Marxism This shit is going to hit the fan.
Atheism No shit.
Seventh Day Adventist No shit on Saturdays.
Existentialism Absurd shit.
Agnosticism What is this shit?
Nihilism Who gives a shit?
Deconstruction Shit happens in hegemonic meta-narratives.
Christian Science Shit is in your mind.
Moonies Only happy shit really happens.
Jehovah's Witnesses Knock, Knock, shit happens.
Scientology Shit happens on page 152 of Dianetics by L. Ron Hubbard
Hare Krishna Shit happens, Rama Rama.
Hedonism There's nothing like a good shit happening.
Rastafarianism Let's smoke this shit.

A fictitious explanation of the origin of this phrase occurs in the 1994 movie Forrest Gump. During his capricious run, an enthusiastic fan running alongside him points out to Forrest that he has just stepped in a pile of dog feces. When Forrest replies, "It happens," the fan replies, "What, shit?", to which Forrest replies, "Sometimes". The fan is then unwittingly inspired to create the "Shit Happens" bumper sticker. wikipedia

by Minthos September 5, 2010