Jack Off Class

Any class that is so boring and pointless that you might as well be jacking off instead.

I hate going to ASO 100. It's just a jack off class

by trenchcoatjoe May 16, 2015

fuck off watson

the retaliation phrase for 'no shit Sherlock'

Jim: its raining
bob: no shit Sherlock

Jim: Fuck off Watson!

by BlackPanthax September 3, 2017

top her off

to engaged in sexual intercourse with a girl because she hasnt had a dick in awhile.

that girl looks like she is running on empty, hey joe you better go top her off

she is coming over to the filling station later tonight so i can top her off

by TARGOLF August 18, 2012

Large It Off Mode

The Mode you enter when you're pissed off!

Or when a girl is on the rag!

Fuckin hell, Sheree was in large it off mode earlier, she told me to fuck off and hung up on me!

by Phatzoot June 23, 2011

sawn off person

A person who is that short that they appear to have been sawn off, much like a sawn off shotgun

Carl says: DAMN! Tilda is such a sawn off person she can't even see over the steering wheel and has to sit on the yellow pages!!

Joseph says: She sure is matey..

Tilda says: Get Fucked!

by robelliott September 9, 2011

beat off wife

When you masturbate repeatedly to pictures of the same woman, whether on Facebook or elsewhere, you have a beat off wife.

Greg: You see the new Demi Lovato pics?
Maurice: Yeah man, you gonna make her your beat off wife?

by asscracky49 December 20, 2010

throwing me off

When someone is irritating you or you quite don't understand what their motives are

Her dress is throwing me off
Your attitude is throwing me off bruh

by Big Dog D March 19, 2017