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bad cabbage

"i heard Adam bad cabbaged his girlfriend the other night"
"ewwww!" "ugghhh!" "no way!!"
by bad cabbage wilkins May 9, 2014
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bad asymptote

said when one wants to:
1. keep it PG AND
2. say bad ass(-ymptote) AND
3. appear smart
Pre-AP Algebra 2 Teacher: Today we are going to learn about asymptotes.
Class Clown: Can't we listen to some bad asymptote music instead?

Two years later...

AP Calculus Teacher: Today we are covering differentiability. Corners, cusps and breaks are not differentiable.

Student #1: What is she talking about?
Student #2: I don't know. Who cares?
Student #3: Hey, did y'all hear about the bad ass fight in the cafeteria?

Calculus Teacher: Student #3, I did hear about the bad asymptote fight, but if you want to pass the AP Calculus Test so that you don't have to take Calculus in college, I suggest we focus on the fact that corners, cusps, and breaks are not differentiable. And yes, breaks can be asymptotes or holes.

Here's a fun way to remember what a break is: A BREAK-up in a romantic relationship is usually due to a partner being an ASS-ymptote. Use your imaginations with the word HOLES...
by faithyeni November 13, 2011
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Down Bad

when somebody is so horny it's sad, looking for a partner that they sacrifice anything to get one, or they're that desperate to do something,
Justin: "bro, Micheal is so down bad he can't go one second without simping over a girl"

Aubrey: "Kate so down bad for a bag of Skittles."

Luis: "bro i'm so down bad for some coochie, if you're a busty one then dm now."
by Mar4343💯 March 30, 2024
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bad parker

I can't go through, the bad parkers are back, looking through the rubbish for copper
by anonymous June 11, 2023
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bad

I am bad at golf.
by anonymous April 6, 2022
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bad captin

Some who makes bad decisions, intentionally knowing it's a bad idea & what the consequences are.
Holy fuck, can you believe that guy?! he's a bad captin.
by bethabean August 13, 2023
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Bad boy

Jeffy: You said Jeffy's a bad boy *cries and hits his head*

Mario: No No No No! Good Jeffy.

Jeffy: You said Jeffy's a good boy? *stops crying*
by UltimateDoge July 7, 2021
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