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Tired Balls

It's where you have fucked every woman that you know. That moment when you realize you have screwed every hoe at the party, and now you must move on to the inanimate objects of the scene. You have fucked the walls, the sofa, the TV, the toaster, hell you've screwed the hole in the bottom of the toilet bowl at this point. You now currently understand the definition of "tired balls". What a wise person you have become. Charismatic indeed! ;)
"You see Ferdinand at the party last night? Dude screwed the whole hole house literally. Property damage was so bad from the cock wielding party shark the government had to pay for the land to be terraformed into a recognizable state. Dat foo must of had some tired balls!.... hehe... Yeah... penis rage!"
by TGSUnderground (Also my YT) December 1, 2013
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bowling ball

A shiny bald-headed man, who is usually black.
What did that bowling ball just call me?
by Valinda November 1, 2006
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Ghost Ball

To engage in sexual intercourse with one who is unconscious and then ejaculating on their face. Complete unconsciousness is be achieved through deep sleep from over exhaustion, drunkeness, or through the consumption of a roofie.
Once the 'ghost balled' person wakes up, they have no idea what the substance is on their face, nor who did it.
Tim to John: "I ghost balled your mom last night"
by Basheera September 17, 2008
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dog balls

In the poker variant of Texas Hold 'em, Dog Balls refers to holding pocket 8's (two 8's) as your hole cards. Superstitiously viewed as an unusually difficult hand to crack(beat).
I decided it was my time to go "all in" when I was dealt the dog balls.
by Robby Cross March 3, 2008
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jankmo-balls

Evolving from combination of "janky" and "sketch-balls" (which comes from, and has similar meaning to "sketchy"). An adjective describing something below standard, shady, or all around questionable. Can refer to behavior or an object.
1.) That hooker pulled a jankmo-balls move and gave me herpes and didn't even have the courtesy to tell me.

2.) My jankmo-balls '84 Toyota Camry is a dirty-ass hoopty that smells like dead rat.
by Todd January 5, 2004
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dingle-ball

a big ball of shit that hangs from your ass hairs in the form of a ball( a dingle berry in the form of a ball)
that is one nasty lookin green dingle-ball hangin from yo' ass
by Paul_bubzy July 14, 2006
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ball sweat

a surprisingly delicious drink , made of questionable ingredients- preffered by clat takers who dont do law
by obns June 19, 2011
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