Man crust

Dry dirty cum around your bell end. You can peel it off like your dead Nans dry skin on her clit. Cheesy man crust

Your Dad has cheesy man crust

by Man crust July 23, 2016

man candy

An attractive male. Usually with sexy muscles. And usually TOM from Toonami.

TOM is man candy!

by IDONTMIND August 25, 2016

man years

Similar in concept to dog years, but for men. It is used to indicate the actual maturity level of a man regardless of his age.

I thought dating an older man would be less drama, but turned out he was only 5 in man years.

by Urbanartshare September 3, 2016

Man whore

A guy who flirts with everone and cheats on his girl

Tyler is such a man whore

by Xoxo_yagirlsheq September 14, 2016

Sweetest of Man's

This is a word that is usually used to describe a guy that pretends to be popular af and tries to fit in with a certain group all the time. He might be getting girls easily with his looks but the truth is nobody is looking for anything long term with him and literally, everyone knows he's a player. he is that kind of guy that does not give a shit about anything and does not have a passion or a goal in life. When you talk to him he might seem like a hella sweet dude you would wanna be with but really he's just a fake A$$ b****

Daniel is actually the sweetest of man's

by procrastinatingunicorn October 27, 2016

Man Chair

A chair in shops (mainly clothing stores) for a poor male stuck waiting for a partner shopping. On occasion used by children also waiting for their mother.

What usually happens...
girlfriend: Oh my god! I love that dress!
-she walks into the store-
boyfriend (thinking): Oh crap! Not again!
-he looks into the store-
boyfriend (thinking): Thank god there is a man chair!
-he goes and sits on the man chair as his partner looks around the shop for an hour-
1 HOUR LATER:
girlfriend: That dress doesn't come in my size!
boyfriend (thinking): Seriously?!

by soccer all November 25, 2016

peterpan man

A man that's stuck in never never land that won't grow up

Peterpan man you won't grow up

by Smoove71 December 21, 2016