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Xdinary Heroes birthday kisses 

Xdinary Heroes birthday kisses are kisses from the other members given to the birthday boy. They are given every birthday to whoever’s birthday it is.
“Hey O.de, are you ready for the Xdinary Heroes birthday kisses?”

Definitely not!”

kissing the choo choo 

The act of self-destruction despite repeated attempts by friends to intercede on the kisser's behalf. Sometimes it seems as if they just want to stand in front of the charging locomotive and get what's coming.
Mike, you know I'll back you up, but if you keep making trouble where there isn't any,and drag ME into it, no less, I'm going to simply allow you to kiss the choo choo. Kissing the choo choo is what you seem to want. Oh well...

ass kisser 

Ass kisser = a suck up, someone who will kiss someone's butt to gain points. Sometimes these folks are known as bum-kissers. Often these folks tend to be the goody goody types whom one can not trust for a second - these folks will use what you tell them, or do, against you for their own personal gain. Most of these people are social nerds with few social skills - the only way they can get attention is to play suck up to someone important - usually a boss, manager or teacher/professor - an authority fiqure.

The best way to deal with these kind of people - bum-kissers is to avoid them - never trust them, never confide with them.
I had a co-worker who was the consumate ass-kisser - he would suck up to the boss all day long to gain favors and access. All of us in the office were aware of this situation and adopted a strategy of avoidance - keeping our mouths shut and not getting involved with the little bum kisser in any way. The little ass kisser functioned in his own little world.
ass kisser by WET CARGO BOY April 18, 2006

Kissing cave 

The car you and your boyfriend/girlfriend make out in and touch each other at local homeless parks. It becomes a "cave" when you put up the sun shade so hubby/wifey or people who know you won't see in if they drive by. Tinted windows add to the cave effect as well.
Hey baby are we still meeting in the kissing cave while your daughter is at cheerleading practice.

snail kisses 

to slowly kiss a member of the opposite sex starting at the chin, moving to the neck, moving down the collar bone, to the chest, and stomach and eventually to the genitalia.
Mike gave Stacy snail kisses after their romantic night out to make Stacy dripping wet before penile insertion
snail kisses by Uncfan2005 October 8, 2011

butterfly kisses 

Plural of Butterfly Kiss.
A Butterfly Kiss is administered thusly:
1. Get your eyelashes up against some else's bare skin, so close that when you blink, your eyelashes caress the other person's skin.
2. Open and close your eyes rapidly. Each time your eyelashes brush the other person's skin, it is one Butterfly Kiss.
1. I hate winter up north because it's too cold to give butterfly kisses unless you're inside.
2. If you will let me undress you I will give you Butterfly Kisses over every inch of your body.
butterfly kisses by reverb December 28, 2005