typical Willies douche

A typical willies douche is someone who works at willies and does not correlate with anyone else but the willies cult.

Any worker their is a typical willies douche.

by Qwertymanguy December 1, 2022

douche bag

A person who shuns the use of sleeves and regards bottle openers as a poor substitute for slamming beers bottles on kitchen tables

It's 20 below and Zach still refuses to sew those sleeves back on his sweatshirt...what a douche bag

by Rytoc December 7, 2007

runaway douche

A guy who willingly ends friendships for his girlfriend, then begs for forgiveness after they break up.

Mike met Sarah and became a runaway douche.
Asshole douche ditcher

by Minus5885 September 21, 2015

douche-skunk

/v/ to envelop another in the cloud of one's vape exhalation

I don't like hanging out with vape-smokers; it's a constant battle to stay upwind to avoid being douche-skunked

by nativepress April 23, 2017

Douche Gilbertson

A term to describe someone who ruins the fun.

Timmy is really being a douche gilbertson.

by Dakota Rambler September 24, 2021

Douche Canoe

Someone who has exceeded the level 1 douche, level 2 douche bag, and graduated to level 3 of the douche pyramid

Did you see that guy Sonny slide into the random girl's DM asking her to ride his cock?
Yeah I did. Spicer is such a douche canoe

by Unknown Urban Dictionary User June 27, 2017

Douche

A kind of douche: a privileged person who doesn't know they're privileged and who thinks in terms of refining a brand for themselves through purchases made with discretionary income. They also adopt and discard opinions in pursuit of their ever evolving brand. One clue to the douche personality: everything they wear is fairly new because they're always tweaking their brand, fiddling with new things they can afford to buy. A douche loves passing tests and going for brass rings, acquiring markers of success. They are self-centered strivers and usually clever and worldly. For them, the world is primarily a place where they can consume and win at status games.

He/She is a classic douche. He/She is only interested in apartments south of 96th St that reflect their success and cleverness and where they can hang out with other douches so they can deplore people's non-pc ideas and feel good about themselves.

by MH1979 June 1, 2023