bitch magic

Extreme amounts of luck that allow an unskilled person to win a contest against a highly skilled person. Although bitch magic can also occur between people of similar skill levels. Also considered luck.

Alberto Contador's bitch magic caused Andy Schleck's chain to fall off during the 2010 Tour de France.

by Ray P Bchz January 23, 2012

Tinder Bitch

The one girl out 1000 that is both hot enough and willing to be your long term fuckbuddy. Basically, the epitamy of gold on tinder. Sloppy, Dirty, Slutty gold....

Guy1- "Dude how'd it go with that chick you met on tinder?"
Guy2- "You have no idea... We did everything. She's my tinder bitch now!"
Guy1- "i'm... I'm proud of you..."

by Gucci_mang October 8, 2015

Fluey Bitch

a nasty hoe, a girl that goes after anything that has a dick, ultimate smut, super whore.

"Wowwwww. She fucked him and they just met. What a fluey bitch."

by #1BAMF September 20, 2009

Floor Bitch

One who is forced to reside or sleep on the floor due to lack of empty couches, beds, or chairs.

Kyle: Dibs on couch!
Stephen: I call the bed!
Adam: What about me?

Kyle and Stephen: Floor Bitch!

by DjVileStump March 30, 2010

Book bitch

one whos life revolves around books, often a librarian or a well-respected student whom is doing better in life than yourself.

Georgio: hey check out that guy, he's always reading.
Tom: what a fucking Book bitch.

George: omg, hottest librarian evver!
Fred: yer but i bet she takes it like a Book bitch

by JTizzle93 January 25, 2011

She Bitch

A person, usually female, who cannot be trusted with certain pieces of information. You may be friendly with this person because they're a good laugh but not trust them when anything.

You can't trust her! She's a she bitch!
She spread rumours about me.. that she bitch

by Saythingshowtheyare April 22, 2017

Selective Bitch

When a girl doesn't like you or want to be friendly, despite the fact she barley knows you, and makes assumptions based on your general appearance.

*Girl 1 giving out gum to people*
Girl 2: Aww, thanks!
Guy 1: Sweet, thanks!
Guy 2: Can I have a piece?
Girl 1: Nope.
Guy 2: Why not?
Girl 1: I don't like you.
Guy 2: Why?
Girl 1: You annoy me.
Guy 2: ...you don't even know who I am.
Girl 1: Did I say I did?
Guy 2: Wow, you sure are a Selective Bitch.

by Iamroflmanforthelols November 19, 2011