Simon Moment

A "Simon moment" is a broad generalization referring to instances where individuals named Simon make decisions, especially those related to finance, that turn out to be poor and don't withstand scrutiny. A typical "Simon moment" involves a person doing something that the average person considers to be outdated or "stupid".

Joe experienced a real 'Simon moment' when he invested all his savings in GameStop without researching its background or market trends.

by 911Jesus November 19, 2023

Mankirat Moment

When you do or say something very retarded.

Person 1: gagiu ooowayunga gapoik sodofiek gigigty bubenom

Person 2: Bro just had a Mankirat moment

by anonymous August 20, 2025

mys moment

taking a moment to display extreme silliness publicly

" hey man can u watch my cat? gotta take a mys moment " - example from r <3

by mystic bean April 18, 2023

Bruh Moment

When you get a false positive covid test but still have to isolate

1: I just tested positive then tested negative, but apparently I still have to isolate
2: That do be a bruh moment

by bruhmoment101 December 14, 2020

bruh moment a tee

saying bruh but its more fancy

Girl: (is on twitter) did i ask?

Badass: (is offended woman because he said "women lil weird") (is going to roast) bruh moment a tee💀👽

by XxXdickblue1XxX November 16, 2021

Bruh Moment

The smiling croc not being able to play Jumanji Epic Run

The smiling croc: My phone can’t handle Jumanji Epic Run

RayHBPlay: That’s a bruh moment

by Bruh moment interpreter December 20, 2019

dumb moment

When you unintentionally do something stupid that could have been easily prevented however you instead experience slight brain processing misfunctions that result in a ridiculous, embarrassing accident.

Person A: You're supposed to turn left

Person B: I did...
Person A: Your left not my left!
Person B: Oh.. what a dumb moment

by Ieatgumforbreakfast July 20, 2024