douche bag

a person that makes them look stupid for others to laugh.

a mixture of water and vinegar put in a plastic contraption, used to cleanse a woman's vagina after her menstral cycle.

You are a really stupid douche bag.

I can't find my douche bag!!!

by Danali Marie October 11, 2003

douche bag

A common way to get the attention of a friend from afar...particularly if their name happens to be Bill, Billy, Swilly or any other William derivative.

Aye look, isn't that Sweet-Willy Shane ovah der???....."HEY!!....Douuuuuuuuche Baaaaaaag!! Whhhhhhatcha doin over there? Lookin fer a little mooose caaaaack, eh??"

by Strizzzo February 3, 2005

Dirt Bag

The eqivalent of having a dirt stach on a guy's sac

Ya know Jenny, Kenny has a got a dirt bag.
Really? I was told he shaved that off last week.

by LittleMinion October 18, 2008

scunt bag

a mixture of a slut, cunt and douche bag. usually sleeps around and has seen her fair share of the male reproductive organs.

"did you hear about how many guys she went down on at the party...what a scunt bag."

by rook221xxx January 9, 2009

heat bag

somebody that acts like an ass attracting police attention

pete's such a heat bag

by Anonymous October 25, 2003

brown bagging

brown bagging means to cover or hide information

yo girl be talking in code, brown bagging infomation.

by Andre Young March 19, 2005

hose bag

a hose connected to an enema bag

"Bradley, your hose bag of a mom hates me"

by Bradley December 7, 2004