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piss holes in a snowbank

The feeling of being so tired that your eyes won't open fully. When you look exhausted; when your eyes are squinted due to lack of sleep.
"man, i need more coffee." "me too, my eyes feel like two "piss holes in a snowbank"

shove a snowball up their ass 

I decided to shove a snowball up their ass

Texas 2021 Snow Storm 

A snow storm that hit the U.S. State of Texas from around February 15th-17th of 2021. It brought about temperatures in the teens and several inches of snow in some parts of Texas. It was notorious for knocking out power to some 4 million customers (according to one site). It has caused several deaths and likely caused millions of dollars of damage (due to burst pipes).
Person: Hey do you know what’s happening in Texas right now?
Person 2: Yeah there’s a snowstorm in Texas, called the “Texas 2021 Snow Storm”.

shit on a snow bank

It's like shit on a shingle... but instead of putting the meat over bread or crackers it is on mashed potatoes
I am going to make "shit on a snow bank" for dinner tonight.

German City Snow Plow 

A small penis doing a much bigger penis’ job.
Met this big chick at a bar, had a few drinks and then I gave her the German City Snow Plow

Cul-de-snow 

Snow that was plowed to the end of the cul-de-sac and is typically the last to melt before spring
The only snow left in the neighborhood is the cul-de-snow!
Cul-de-snow by CreativeBruces March 17, 2021