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Congruent Sex

Madi: "Yeah dude I get like two hours of sleep"
Aaron: "Same bro, the only way I can get sleep is to have MAD congruent sex"
by WomenSlayerrrrrrrrrr October 3, 2020
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Sex Radius

The distance in which one is willing to travel for really amazing sex. This can be in part determined by the person's hotness and just how amazing the sex is.
The "sex radius" for person X is definitely at least 6 hours. He's that good.
by randomthinker77 September 13, 2012
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laundry sex

Usually referred to by a wife that endures sex by her drunk spouse, boring sex (as exciting as doing laundry, Put it in and wait 40 mins for it to be done)
The old man came home drunk from the bar at 2 am. I got stuck doing laundry sex.
by LadyEvil November 27, 2012
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Sex Walk

A way of being. If you know, you know.
by luvsickdextr February 4, 2023
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Sex Update

When a Game Has an Update That Totally Sexualizes The Game
Stewie: Why Did Minecraft Make Me Cum?
Peter: Because It Had a Sex Update!
by BaconBlue February 20, 2023
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Gay sex

Milo was in his room when he got a text from his boyfriend, Aulten

asking him to come over. He packed a bag and drove to his house. As soon as he got there, he walked in the door to see Aulten sitting on the couch completely naked. Aulten got up and grabbed Milo by the neck, throwing his bag to the floor. He started to undress him while kissing his neck, and soon they were both completely naked while making out on the couch. Milo got up and ran to grab the lube and condoms. He quickly lubed himself up and opened a condom for Aulten. He slid the condom over his rock-hard 9 inch cock, rubbing it on Milo's asshole in missionary. Milo was so horny it was almost unbearable. "P-please just put it inside me daddy" Milo says. Aulten shoves his cock into Milo's tight ass. It feels really good for both of them so they continue. "Good little cumslut", Aulten says, still pounding on his ass. "UUUGHHH- DADDY FUCK ME HARDER-" Milo says. Aulten listens, putting his dick deeper inside him. Aulten is about to cum. He sped up to finish quicker and Milo was gasping for air at this point. Aulten came inside Milos asshole so much that it squirted out and all over his stomach. It's almost impossible for Milo not to cum. He sprays cum out of his 6 inch cock squirting it all over Aultens face. Milo quietly says, "thank you daddy..." "your welcome baby", Aulten replies. Aulten then says, "Are you ready for round two?" And then they fuck all night and then they are happy :)I hope you came to my story
by Gaysexmaster696969 October 29, 2023
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