blow job 

The ultimate expression of a womans love for a man - almost sure to result in undying love and fidelity in return.

"if she gives me a blow job ill fuckin' love her forever.

blow job by monty python June 19, 2006

Bowl Job 

During a hate fuck, preferably in the ass, while in the bathroom you position them over the toilet and donkey punch them when you bust a nut and flush while their head is immerced in the water. Not only causeing pain but adding insult to injury by giving them a swirly.

I gave that bitch a bowl job last night after we had a few drinks.

Bowl Job by Mr Savage February 26, 2004

ear job 

when your girl does nothing but talk, talk, talk and you are stuck listening. With no happy ending.

Inquiring Dude: Hey man you were on the phone forever with that girl. Was she giving you phone sex?

Dejected Dude: All she did on the phone was talk about the dogs, work, the weather and what she and her fucking girlfriends are doing this weekend. My ear is aching from listening.

Inquiring Dude: She just gave you an ear job dude.

Dejected Dude: At least it wasn't a rear job.

ear job by mrsketch November 2, 2012

rim job 

when i bend over spred my cheeks nd yu lick my ass bicth :D

jose: bend over and spread your ass cheeks.
sarina:why?
jose:i wanna lick yer ass
sarina:rim job? :D
jose:yup ;]

rim job by babiiC December 29, 2009

BLUE-JOB 

When shes got a face like a glazed doughnut.

You know, after a blue-job, the crusty white sticky stuff on glazed doughnuts.

BLUE-JOB by Holgazano April 9, 2009

Ghost job 

Jobs that don't exist.

Originally based on a New Zealand Land Transport commercial where the main character was offered "ghost chips". "Ghost jobs" refers to a photo from this meme featuring the Prime Minister of New Zealand offering non-existent jobs.

"Want a job bro?"

"You know I can't do your ghost jobs John"

Ghost job by sarah280 November 10, 2011

blow job 

The act of a woman widley dialating her nostrels waiting for the pillows to fall out of her vagina. Before the nostrel closes up, it spouts wings and flys in circles then blows a load all over your left leg. It smells so gross, that you actualy start to sprout an erection. Then the flying nostrel shouts "TITTYBATES!" and jumps on top of your penis and swallows it in one bite!

bro i SCOREEDDD last night, ashley gives the BEST blow jobs, IM STILL ERECT!

blow job by niggerfacetittybates October 30, 2009