Inquiring Dude: Hey man you were on the phone forever with that girl. Was she giving you phone sex?
Dejected Dude: All she did on the phone was talk about the dogs, work, the weather and what she and her fucking girlfriends are doing this weekend. My ear is aching from listening.
Inquiring Dude: She just gave you an ear job dude.
Dejected Dude: At least it wasn't a rear job.
Dejected Dude: All she did on the phone was talk about the dogs, work, the weather and what she and her fucking girlfriends are doing this weekend. My ear is aching from listening.
Inquiring Dude: She just gave you an ear job dude.
Dejected Dude: At least it wasn't a rear job.
by mrsketch November 02, 2012