Lax Douche

Opposite of lax bro. This person talks about lacrosse all the time and seems super chill but then shits on his friends.

Me: Hey man. Did you know PD played lax?
The World: Ya bro. He is a lax douche. No chill. No pull.

Me: Bro, that's a bummer! He can eat shit.

by PDSuckswanker March 23, 2024

Douche Tools

A mix of tools and douchebags that think they're fuckin hilarious, when they're just completely retarded and obnoxiously loud 24/7

god damn it, travis, ryan, jeremy and all of them, such douche tools!

by Anonymous66888 November 22, 2010

The Biggest Douche In The universe

An award given to someone who acts like a total assholes or total fool of themselves. Someone who is a total douche and did something really incredibly scandalous and is a phony.

Dan Schneider

Dan Schneider: I write kids sitcoms
Random kid: I heard about you
Dan Schneider: yay! you have and nice feet you have girly
Random kid: You're creeping me out and I'm nominating you for the biggest douche in the universe award
Dan Schneider: I am not a douche
Kid 2: Yes, you are
Dan Schneider: nuh uh
Kids: yes Yes you are the biggest douche in the universe and you just been nominated

by LordWeathermort March 17, 2024

Houdini Douche

That one douchebag who performs a douchey action then disappears leaving his friends to get

blamed for said douchbaggery

Tim included one of our supervisors in a gay group chat then Houdini Douched into his girlfriends vagina, he's the ultimate escape artist of douchebaggery

by kensobaby May 6, 2015

douche

Someone who is so thick that he/she decides to describe Manu Chao as a "pioneer".

And I can't take your opinion seriously as you clearly know nothing about the genre. If you did, you would understand the Manu is a legend in his field, a pioneer even. I am a douche though.

by bergenhaspwntbeccaj January 19, 2007

douche

Someone who dresses kind of gay but is clearly straight
A douchebag also has a "I'm better than you" attitude.

" He looks like such a douchebag "
" Stop being a fucking douchebag "

by ronensmartass November 11, 2019

douche pontoon

A person achieves this maximum level after evolving from the form douche canoe. Only the douchiest of douche canoes can obtain this legendary final form. Proceed with caution, because standing close to them for long periods of time is more legal than bathing in nuclear waste.

Ohhh my god! Tabitha has evolved into the final form of a douche pontoon! Run for your life!!

by PaulieD13 May 9, 2017