Two Ton Toddler’s

Two grown adult “social media influencers” who still act like toddlers, and collectively they weigh 2 tons.

“The Two Ton Toddler’s have no idea what it really means to be an adult”

by LowStuff5019 May 26, 2024

two fingers up

In Britain, if the palm is turned inward it means ’fuck you.’

Some little ginger cunt bitched about me on delivery yesterday so I didn't hesitate to give her two fingers up.

by Chalga database July 30, 2022

two weeks in

a term used for fake scene kids, usually new scene kids, that no one in particular is acquainted with

his style is so gay dude, he's two weeks in

by jenessa sneva October 22, 2007

Two Knuckle Patterson Patdown

Shoving two knuckles deep into someone's asshole. While clapping slowly and softly from both inside and outside.

Dude! Look at that dude. He looks like a professional at doing the Two Knuckle Patterson Patdown . that's crazy insane man

by Goat2530 December 30, 2018

two

that shitty host in tpot
he is british do not trust him

two from tpot is a bad host

by probablypeenuts November 23, 2023

two horse saloon

A Dive Or Small Bar With Limited Seating

Needing To Get Drunk As Soon As Possible, We Crawled To The Nearest Two Horse Saloon We Could Find.

by Sweet Golden Greek April 4, 2016

The Maguire Two Man

When two guys fuck a girl at the same time. Compared to your regular two man where there is two girls the Maguire two man is two guys and one girl at the same time!

“Brooo we could so give her The Maguire Two Man her ngl twin”

by Johnnie Walker + Trish Tate February 11, 2025