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Douche

(adj.) classification applied to a person, or group of persons, who intentionally exhibit behaviors and/or make statements without care for others. Several divisions of the "douche" exist. 1. Selfish douches, who act and speak with only concern for their own needs, desires, and wants; 2. Righteous douches, who believe their actions are sanctioned by a higher power; and 3. Retributive douches, who purposely act in such a way to inconvenience selfish and/or righteous douches.
That guy who parked in two spaces is a douche!
Yes, but that guy who parked 3 inches away from the two space parker's driver's side door is my kind of douche!
by jewellstudent February 28, 2014
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douche-canary

A person by the name of Clinton.
Clinton is a douche-canary.
by Sophia4111 September 22, 2019
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douche bag

by loves2spoog October 3, 2007
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Croc-o-douche

A person who just loves croc footwear. They are constantly talking about how comfortable they are their wide variety of uses.
My buddy is such a croc-o-Douche. He's always talking about his lame ass crocs.
by Cbd23 October 16, 2016
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douche shoot

noun referring to female genitalia; hole into which one shoots douche.

also noun; a miserable female boss who hasn't gotten laid in years, she has huge hips, an enormous ass, horrible hair, tacky blue eye liner and terrible clothing.
I'm about to tell my manager to take this job and shove it up her douche shoot.
by two skinnyc's May 26, 2011
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Douche Canoe

Someone who has exceeded the level 1 douche, level 2 douche bag, and graduated to level 3 of the douche pyramid
Did you see that guy Sonny slide into the random girl's DM asking her to ride his cock?
Yeah I did. Spicer is such a douche canoe
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douch

douch is know as a jerk or someone who wants things done their own way
Man he's such a douch, he cant just tell people how to do things his way .
by steven ford July 12, 2017
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