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William Parker 

A factory in Hastings that makes smug people.
"That Jamie is such a smug cunt"
"'Course he is, he went to William Parker"
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Mong Parking

Excessive / unnecessary disabled parking spaces - often used by the morbidly obese and those with (COPD) smokers lung.
Bloody mong parking - that guy got out of his car into his motorized wheelchair and ate a family size pork pie, a supersize bag of chips and smoked a few cigarettes.
Mong Parking by Rattled January 6, 2013

contact parker 

A contact parker is a person who parallel-parks by backing up until making contact with the car behind, and then pulling forward a bit.
"Wow, did you see Carrie's rear bumper? ... it's got a lot of dents and marks on it!"

"Yeah, what do you expect, she's a contact parker."

"My front bumper has a lot of marks on it because people in my neighborhood are contact parkers. Sheesh!"
contact parker by hmakav February 5, 2013

Suzi Parker

verb: In journalism, to post parody as factual news.
""You thought BenSmithing was bad? Suzi Parker basically reported an Onion article as real!"
Suzi Parker by cat5stevens February 12, 2013

Sexual Parkinsons 

After a solid sex session, when either male or female get the shaky legs. Usually post orgasm
The sex must've been good. I can feel your Sexual Parkinsons acting up

shit parker 

Someone that has parked their vehicle in such a manner either consuming additional parking spaces or generally in a dickhead way.
i.e. You see that Shit Parker over there? He's using up 4 spaces! Let's take a picture and post it to the appropriate FaceBook page to shame him.