Twitter Standard Time

Twitter Standard Time is the modern equivalent of the CNN era "Do Something Syndrome," where the pressure to "Do Something" in politics, globally is virtually instantaneous.

J: My grad school mentor called it the "Do-Something Syndrome." And it's pretty powerful.

S: Yes, that is exactly what it is. And with media saturation, it's only worse. DOSOMETHING! NOW!!!!!!1!

J: "No, we live on the internet era equivalent, it's called Twitter Standard Time!"

by Smackhound March 27, 2011

timed-release encryption

Encrypt into the future. Encrypt a message so that it will be decrypted only after a predetermined amount of time. It is an area of cryptography.

Timed-release encryption can be used for sealed-bid auctions, so that the bids will open at the end of the auction process.

by Conanito October 27, 2011

Spicy ghost time

Euphemism for sex, specifically where one or more participants is blind/visually impaired. Originated from a desire to avoid Tiktok xensorship and stop saying “sexy time.”

- Yeah, my partner’s coming over tonight. We’re gonna have some spicy ghost time.

- Spicy GHOST time?

- Yeah, you know, I can’t really see him, so…

by purpleHEW January 31, 2023

Spanish Person Time

At least 3 hours ahead of the time you say to meet/have a get together.

Them: Why aren't you ready for the party, it says 2PM on the invite and it's 1:45PM!

Me: Relax, they are on Spanish Person Time(SPT) we don't have to be there until 5PM at the earliest.

by Desanto846 February 5, 2023

One-timed a clapper

1. Hockey term - scoring a goal on a one time slap shot.

2. Sexual term used by hockey players - catching the clap via a buddy by sleeping with the same woman.

“You all sorted Schultzie?”
“Yeah. Got my penicillin after Digsy one-timed a clapper via the puck bunny the other night.”

by RileyJonesy February 21, 2019

Cling Cling Time

When the teacher starts talking about anything you won't be tested on and you can turn your brain off and cue the monkeys clanging symbols.

"Hey what did the last slide say?" "I dont know, I was having cling cling time."

by bekahpiwers February 27, 2019

Everywhere At The End Of Time

One the saddest albums I have ever heard. It's a collection of albums that depict the progression of dementia. It starts out as nice, slightly distorted ballroom music. With it getting more and more distorted as the stages go on. Also used as an exuse for forgeting something.

Teacher: why is your homework late?
Student: I listened to Everywhere At The End Of Time.
Teacher: Ok fair enough...

by orange fruity pencil September 5, 2022