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Lindero Canyon Middle School

A middle school in western Agoura Hills, CA. It's mascot is the cougar and is classified as the slightly less awful version of AE Wright middle school. Half the kids look like they should be in high school and the other half, SHOULD be in juvenile hall. It seems that the school believes that throwing water at a teacher AND getting arrested by the school cop in the same afternoon in front of the school is not enough to even suspend them. The school also doesn't believe that students are worthy of seats either, so any time you are called into the multi purpose room, you have to sit on the floor like a bunch of first graders. It's not all bad, though. You have the pep squad, which is basically a bunch of girls in shorts and jerseys dancing proactively to whiny pop music. Also you have a prominent skating culture here, and what that means, is that you have a pretty good chance on having 3'4 shrimp with daddy issues bailing right on you while walking passed any staircase with a railing. But it's a blue ribbon school, so I guess that's cool....
"Lindero Canyon Middle School has great teachers!" -parent
"Yeah, but only if the school allows them to do their jobs!" -kid who actually goes there
by plus-size albert November 22, 2020
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John long middle school

Worst middle school in chapel. Girls get dress coded for having there stomach,shoulders, or backs show and emo bitches be wearing stripper boots, dog collars, piercings all in they face and don’t get spoken too. School is full of liberal ass kids and fake bitches. Every guy there has abused or raped there girl.
U go to John long Middle school?Yeah it’s the worst school ever I was raped by my ex.
by Cumsock3829 September 7, 2021
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houck middle school

Its hell don't go there you will get touched, get fed beets. U will get hit by a vape cloud if you go in the bathroom and dont DONT poop in the bathrooms your life will be ruined
by Thebestskibidiperson April 13, 2024
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Wahpeton Middle School

The worst middle school you could ever dream of. First off, all of the rejects go there. Also they suck at sports including high school football. They just masturbate all day and night because they think they can make Wahpeton proud. If you went here you life would be like hell.
by Doodle Baner November 26, 2019
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Middle man

A person who is friends with one person and that same person who hates one of your other friends and they used to be close and now they got issues with each other where your self wasn’t involved in. Also it is a thought situation that your a middle man because say a friend of yours ask you to chill with them and then someone else that your friend hates ask u to chill with them it’s a thought situation on your end to choose who to hangout with...
Francesca: hey Nicole want to hangout today I’m feeling a little down and I need to get out of the house

Nicole: I’ll let you know soon Francesca I just need to know if I can go out. And I hope everything is okay

*Nicole hangs up from Francesca then receives a call from her friend Diana who Francesca hates and Diana also hates Francesca*

Diana: hey Nicole do you want to hangout tonight.

Nicole: ummm maybe but Francesca asked me to hangout though
Diana: oh it’s okay

Nicole: it would be nice to hangout with you two at the same time but I’m the Middle man in every situation with all of my friends and it’s really stressful tbh but I’ll think about it

Diana: okay just let me know. I’ll call you back
by Rodeohillbilly7 January 22, 2020
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begich middle school

Full of shit headed kids who are full of themselves. Hella dumb bitches who tryna come to school with edges but don’t even know they look like a raggedy bitch with a fish net over their head. Slow walking ass bitches who walk like they running a damn pageant show but with robotted ass legs. Girls who act like they got booty but doesn’t realized it’s as flat as a surface. Horny little girls stealing hormone pills from Walgreen and eating them to get horny. Sending nudes to small ass little dicked boys.
Come get some small pussied girl at begich middle school :)
by Yutak November 7, 2019
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