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Middle School

A hellhole in which puberty, failed relationships, Instagram girls, and pointless education plagues.
Kid1: middle school is shit
Kid2: Yeah, I know
by TheRealJayeff November 26, 2019
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middle sliders

An adjective used to describe someone who is remarkably generic looking, as if they were made in a video game character creator with all the sliders left in the middle.
Ben is so middle sliders that people often can't remember meeting him, even if they've been introduced on multiple occasions.
by Super Robo Wizard September 29, 2023
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Middle part slam

Two shots- one of tequila followed by one of coffee liquor (kahlua or similar). Like a 90’s sitcom hair part down the middle, two opposing shots come together in perfect harmony.
We’ll take 7 middle part slams please.
by Douche Nuke May 6, 2023
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Colonial Middle School

Colonial Middle School is a place that will make you want to kill yourself. You will not meet anyone nice here unless you are a 5’1 busty Latina with quadruple f cups, a white or white washed bony girl yielding Starbucks, a privileged Caucasian male with the same copy and paste ice cream scoop haircut, or a black kid who leans into the stereotypical black boy/girl stereotype for the amusement of said white males. If you don’t like any of these descriptions, I would recommend running for the hills FAR FAR away from this school. If you’re already enrolled, prepare to be outcast, a lifetime of therapy, or death. If you still decide to come for the academic aspect, you will be sorely disappointed. The teachers refuse to teach and have an outburst when the students test scores reflect this. If you happen to meet a teacher who is nice to you and CAN teach, they are most likely a pedophile. Not only this, I would not feed any of this school food to Jeffery Epstein. It is often expired, undercooked, or is simply “straight up ASS.” The bathrooms are also FILTHY. If there aren’t popular kids slurping on geek bars like their lives depend on it giving you dirty looks for simply needing to use the bathroom, there are shit, period blood, or piss on the floors and walls. In short, do not attend this school if you do not have the funds for rehab after graduation.
Colonial Middle School made me develop PTSD
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Cockeysville Middle School

the dumbest school ever where there is a lot of weirdos and fake ass bitches
“don’t be like people from cockeysville middle school
by chickenlittleisagod12345678910 November 11, 2018
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Mansfeld Middle School

“Hell but fun I guess, cause of friends

“It’s a pink school with a lot of blue it’s always hot and there are a lot of stairs, and it’s old”

“idk it’s an A school which means it’s a good school”

“Strict?”
Mansfeld Middle School is the school I go to
by Pinapeel June 1, 2021
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Allen Middle School

An extremely shitty middle school located in central PA. In 2012, after the class of 2017 graduated as 8th graders, the school went downhill with increasingly poor PSSA scores, loss of decent teachers, and removal of classes such as Family Consumer Science. A part of the West Shore School District, it doesn’t take a genius to realize that Allen Middle School is terrible.
Yeah, I went to Allen Middle School. Tech Ed traumatized me, nobody in my grade knew what the Holocaust was, and the PSSA pass rate was 16%.
by RazzleChazzle February 14, 2023
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