UWM Finger Trap

When a man rolls his foreskin back, takes your finger placing it on the tip of his dick only to roll his foreskin back over your finger.

Juan trapped me in his UWM Finger Trap.

by supahotfyafishboi February 7, 2026

Canadian Finger Boop

when you need to help your curling stone during the Winter Games -just a little- and forget there's a bazillion cameras everywhere, and you become a meme.

"well, our curling stone needed just a little help during the winter games so i gave it the old Canadian Finger Boop."

by ThatGrantOverThere February 24, 2026

pinky-finger fingering

When a male reaches down in his buttocks with his pinky finger to stimulate sexual pleasure

Oh mom, look at that kind gentleman that's pinky-finger fingering himself!

by Wrinkle man March 23, 2026

Chinese Finger Trapped

When two men insert their penises from either end of a double sided pocket pussy. They become trapped as a Chinese finger trap.

My buddy and I got Chinese finger trapped this weekend. Had to fuck our way out.

by SanitizeMe July 14, 2025

2 finger pinch

When a man’s penis is so small, he needs to stroke it with two fingers. 🤏

girl: dude did you see that video of the kid in the locker room?
friend: yes bro his dick was so small and he was doing the 2 finger pinch!

by 2fingerpincher July 21, 2025

Two-finger buffet

A grim slang term for inducing vomiting by sticking two fingers down your throat, often used as a method of extreme or disordered weight loss. The phrase puts a darkly humorous spin on an otherwise serious and unhealthy behaviour.

“ JB looks dead skinny lately — he’s been on the two-finger buffet”

by AndyRoome99 July 31, 2025

Jose Figueroa

A man whose care makes you feel as light as a feather. He is calm, pure hearted, and charming — but he is also cunning, foxlike, even. Despite his selfish nature, he extends his selfish nature to you, and over time, teaches you how to place value in who you are — not who you wish to be, who you were, or who you believe you should be. He is special, one of a kind, and dark — but only externally. His darkness is a shield from what he carries within, and it is the brightest, most precious, purest light you can bear witness to. He is distant with those whom he cares for the most, and he is protective of his own time and fun. He is forever the best person I’ve ever met.

Jose Figueroa is very attractive
Jose Figueroa knows who wrote this

by dreamerog123 August 2, 2025