Stick with Dick

A person who is abnormally thin but has an extremely large penis.

That guy is a stick with dick, you wouldn't be able to tell by just looking at him!

by StickwithDick November 9, 2009

Dick-tummy

Dick-tummy: (n) noun:

:when a female is so thin that once the penis penetrates the vagina it exhumes the stomach outward making her tummy/stomach bulge out, up or (if you're qualified), across.

Peter: "Maaaaaan!!, I was getting so deep in Erin's pussy last night, her dick-tummy stuck out like a starving Ethiopian.!"
Ricky: "....ahhhh yeeeaaah-shiiit homey, that sounds like you were straight 'Battle of the bulge 2.'"
Peter: "more like almond joy's got nuts and Erin's mound's don't"

by Nicky Reed September 12, 2015

Dutch Dick

Large uncircumcised penis

Girl: "Last night I was giving this dude a blowjob and he had a typical Dutch Dick: it was big, uncircumcised and clean!"

by The Swaffle King August 22, 2014

Office Dick

A hygienic disorder experienced by many white collar males in the general area of their dick. Symptoms include unpleasant odor, excessive perspiration, and temporary ball-to-leg adhesiveness. Office dick most often occurs after 10 or more hours in an office chair with the dick slightly compressed by business casual attire.

“Sarah and Tom are so happy together, she gives him blowjobs even when he has office dick”

by Office Sadness August 30, 2011

limp dick

Slang name for erectile dysfunction. (See definition for dick splint for cure)

Until Congress passes a Medicare supplement for prescriptions like viagra I'm going to have to rely on popsicle sticks and duct tape...mighty tough to find willing partners though.

by harry flashman July 19, 2003

crip dick

An extremely small penis most often completely lacking testes. Similar to a micropenis except it looks to be about the size of a cooked pea. It is called crip dick because all crips have them and enjoy rubbing them with just about anything they can get their hands on to simulate something they will never actually experience in life.

Becky laughed at Tyrone when he took his pants off and she saw his crip dick.

It doesnt help girls to kick crips in the balls because they dont have any due to their crip dicks.

The crip tried to have the male prostitute give him a handjob but the poor guy couldnt find it anywhere.

by Biggle-Pie September 10, 2006

Dick Cheney

A person of great evil from a galaxy far far away.
The first Seth Lord. George Lucas forgot to mention Dick Cheney was the first Seth Lord and the most evil. First name was changed from Darth to Dick, a dick is a dick no matter how you spell it.

Be careful Yoda, I just saw Dick Cheney learking in the hall.

by JeepLover April 17, 2009