Piss towel

when you piss but are all out of toilet paper so you shamefully grab the nearest towel

Cleetus got roaches because he wouldn't stop using the piss towel without washing it.

by bleachcupcakezz October 9, 2025

piss rod

When you have to piss so bad your dick gets hard.

“Bro you good”
“Yeah bro I got a piss rod”

by Mr. pisser December 28, 2019

“ur actually gonna piss me off”

when u try to hit bro nic and he said “no” so u gotta hit em wit the

“ur actually gonna piss me off” 🥸

me: “ur actually gonna piss me off”
bro: “YoUr ACutALly GoNNa PiSs mE OfF”

me: “ok bro”

by magnusdelta66 March 9, 2024

Piss Mommy

The partner of a piss baby. They egg on the piss baby by supporting their piss kink and acting like their mom.

"Jennifer is such a Piss Mommy, she's always acting like her boyfriend's mom."

by yoursisterslover January 14, 2023

Piss Limbo

The act of having a friend piss in a line in a pubs toilet and trying to get under without any splashback

"I was playing Piss Limbo last night and one of the guys decided to piss on my forehead"

by IDFKALWAU May 31, 2020

PISS KINK

Joshua Carreres has a massive piss kink and he loves to get pissed on 24, 7 UWU.

Joshua loves his piss kink.

by WOZKIE October 19, 2022

Hog Piss

DEF- Diesel Exhaust Fluid. The biggest batch of bullshit fed to the US population by the beloved EPA. It’s called hog piss because that’s literally what’s it’s made out of.

Sorry your shipment is late boss, my truck ran out of hog piss and went into limp mode.

by Big James May 10, 2018