Crank One Out 

The act of male masterbation and orgasm in a violent fashion.

Tommy Cranked one out all over Susan's face.

Crank One Out by Douglas PerfectHour February 22, 2005

i ain't wearin' one 

This is what crime-momkeys tell their sugar mamas about wearing condoms. They can't just screw the white girls, they "has to get them pregnant", too.

"Please put this on, Tyrone. I don't want my parents pushing a cocoa puff in a stroller." "What? I ain't wearin' one!"

i ain't wearin' one by running out of patience May 6, 2008

curling one out 

Going for a shit.

*Ringring*
Steve "Wassup, Steve here?"
Dave "Just curling one out"
Steve "Dude, why you calling me on the crapper?"

curling one out by Gruff Eddie April 28, 2010

number one, number two, number three 

#1: Pee
#2: Poop
#3: Diarrhea

number one, number two, number three

Gotta go number 1. I have to take a number 2. OMG, I seriously am having #3!

number one, number two, number three by JustAnAcre March 1, 2017

alpha kenny one 

some thing you trick your friend to say
say it 10 times fast and sounds like "i'll fuck any one" go on, try it=)

hey bob, say alpha kenny one 10 times fast loud to that group of people over there

alpha kenny one by Lilic December 27, 2008

krs one

"knowledge reighns supreme over nearly every one

"so you wanna be a conscious rapper"-----KRS ONE

krs one by Anonymous May 17, 2003

sling one up

To engage in sexual intercourse

That girls is so fine, I would love to sling one up her!

sling one up by badgerbadger111 October 27, 2010