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Douche-A-Palooza

When a crowd of four-five douche bags are isolated from a crowd, (with the exception of a couple of outsiders) and are trying to "show off", impress somebody, or are just being plain douchey.
Bob, Steve, Peter, John, and Vincent are playing basketball and keep trying to hit three pointers, but they're totally failing. Don't get me started on the way Peter tripped while doing a layup trying to impress Sheila. Can you say douche-a-palooza?
by YOSHNCLRS February 21, 2015
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Persian Douche

A term from the Age of Empires 2 (AoE2) community which refers to a player who has picks the Persian civilization, then deletes their starting Town Center and rebuilds it within firing distance of the enemy Town Center. Persians are one of the few civilizations that can do this reliably since their Town Center has double hitpoints, though Byzantines get an honorable mention. It is generally considered a meme strategy, but is sometimes able to stress and tilt opponents into a chaotic tactical position or outright resigning, and has a controversial reputation among players.
"Did you see the Red Bull Wololo tournament game where MBL Persian Douched Liereyy?"
by torpedo2 November 9, 2025
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Douche Five

When you're about to high five someone, and your hands are just about to hit, then the other high-fiver quickly moves their hand away and proceed to give you the middle finger in your face.
Yo homie give me a five, up high, down low, aah fuck you haha you just got served a douche five.
by imdaboss856 February 10, 2014
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Douche Bag

Being unable to take a joke, telling or ratting on someone else because you are a tool
Alfie is over reacting, man he sure is a douche bag
by your such a douche July 2, 2011
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Douche wagon

Asshole, idiot, jerk. Variation of "douche".
Carl is such a douche wagon, let's ditch him at the concert.
by 1234jennagirl October 17, 2017
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Douche

That guy negotiating his way through the revolving doors is a complete douche... CND
by TheDouchbag January 3, 2022
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douche drizzle

When broke guys try to make it rain in the strip club, but only throw about $3 or $4 in the air
I was at the strip club last night with Barry. He tried to make it rain, but douche drizzle was the best he could be.
by Ninja Nerd Warrior August 3, 2015
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