Douche Lord

Someone that is supremely douchey and has surpassed the 5 levels of douchiness. They are typically seen driving old GM cars, wearing boomer braces at the gym, and have a silver spoon in their mouth.

Durkah is the douchiest human to ever exist. They are really acting like a douche lord.

by CH4Dv2Chaddington December 7, 2024

Douche Canoe

your grade-a, classical fuck boy, typical douche who has earned the title of douche canoe

Huber, you're a fucking douche canoe! Stop looking up child pornography!

by Pv35 February 2, 2017

Douche Gilbertson

A term to describe someone who ruins the fun.

Timmy is really being a douche gilbertson.

by Dakota Rambler September 24, 2021

Douche Canoe

Someone who has exceeded the level 1 douche, level 2 douche bag, and graduated to level 3 of the douche pyramid

Did you see that guy Sonny slide into the random girl's DM asking her to ride his cock?
Yeah I did. Spicer is such a douche canoe

by Unknown Urban Dictionary User June 27, 2017

douche-canary

A person by the name of Clinton.

Clinton is a douche-canary.

by Sophia4111 September 22, 2019

Douche

(adj.) classification applied to a person, or group of persons, who intentionally exhibit behaviors and/or make statements without care for others. Several divisions of the "douche" exist. 1. Selfish douches, who act and speak with only concern for their own needs, desires, and wants; 2. Righteous douches, who believe their actions are sanctioned by a higher power; and 3. Retributive douches, who purposely act in such a way to inconvenience selfish and/or righteous douches.

That guy who parked in two spaces is a douche!
Yes, but that guy who parked 3 inches away from the two space parker's driver's side door is my kind of douche!

by jewellstudent February 28, 2014

Haggard Douche

Adjective - Description of homely looking loser (usually male).

Tim:”what’s up you ole haggard douche”

by CloakMaster June 14, 2018