Anal archiving

A way more obnoxious way of boofing, more specifically something of importance that requires a safe, warm hiding place to remain in.

"I just watched some guy I just met anally archive his wallet and I was very impressed with his unwavering ambition."

Anal archiving isn't for the faint of heart, but for those who have completed said task have never regretted it.

by Jinngerbread May 4, 2024

Anal Breeze

A more sophisticated phrase to call a fart that stops you in your tracks when you catch a whiff.

I walked into the bar bathroom and caught a whiff of her anal breeze.

by Zelda Jo May 17, 2019

anal mole

The sphincter that does not reliably keep information from being leaked out, this mole takes pleasure in permitting the worse offenses to occur in public or in compromising situations for its sadistic pleasure.

I was in the elevator with my supervisor when to my horror, my anal mole perpetrated an act of war. I've made promises of more fiber, but instead I serve him ice cream and shit and he responds with merciless retributive force.

by BigLud October 20, 2019

Jj Anal Doctor

The profession of checking a males anal cavities for space crabs by placing his nose inside the butthole.

Did you go see Jj Anal Doctor yesterday?

Ya I have space crabs

by Big D*CK February 23, 2023

No anal april

u can not do anal in April

it’s no anal april tomorrow

by Mingeasher69 March 22, 2021

regurgitated anal butt vapor

recycled fart.

You're such a regurgitated anal butt vapor

by htx.sealeaf May 22, 2018

Anal Cabab

The act of bbq'ing a turd and putting it on a stick.

Then after freezing it its usually eaten by a 18 year old german girl from amsterdam.

Founded in 1973 by a couple from amsterdam.

Damn dude last night i gave sherly a anal cabab.

Dude i had an anal cabab last night!

by Theanalbaby May 26, 2009