Massage sex

When someone goes into a massage room for a massage, but ends up having sex.

I stepped into the room to see a beautiful blonde girl, lying naked on the massage bed. God, she was so hot. There was only a towel covering her up.
Without saying a word, I began massaging her back. I couldn’t help but lift the towel the tiniest bit.

Before I knew it, she had pulled the towel off and pinned me to the bed.
“Hey daddy~” she whispered. I couldn’t stop blushing. “I didn’t come here for a massage. I came here to fucked...” she pulled me into a deep kiss. I began pulling my clothes off till I was completely naked.

I lifted her leg up and slid my hard cock down her pussy. She moaned and giggled. “The only reason I work here is because I want to have massage sex with sluts like you” I laughed.

by YourHoneyBoo January 2, 2020

HillBilly Sex

Hillybilly sex is the most dirty sex anybody could ever have you will do it things you never thought you’d do all your holes will get stretched and you’ll not be able to walk for a week!

Wow they must have had hillbilly sex

by Wambothegreat June 21, 2019

Sex Radius

The distance in which one is willing to travel for really amazing sex. This can be in part determined by the person's hotness and just how amazing the sex is.

The "sex radius" for person X is definitely at least 6 hours. He's that good.

by randomthinker77 September 13, 2012

Cora sex

The act of having sex with a big ass big breasted bitch

Im tryna fuck her so ima have cora sex

by Big niglet fageet July 14, 2018

sex fruit

it's illegal to call your child sex fruit

mum: sex fruit
man: no

by weirdgoo September 14, 2019

Ex sex

Is when your dick feels homesick and nostalgic.
Jokes aside, it's one of the easiest kinds of sex to get.
It may ruin your life an get you on the verge of "please come back to me" bullshit. However, it may also make you "whole" and keep you from idealizing the girl (and reflecting over the relationship you used to have)

I tell our mutual friend "say hi from me when you meet her".
5 days later some crazy ex sex happens. It literally takes you next to nothing to grab some ex pussy action.

I gave Jackie a call and we had some ex sex. Why? He knows my body well, those one night standers don't really come close.

by DJ Blowback January 23, 2019

laundry sex

Usually referred to by a wife that endures sex by her drunk spouse, boring sex (as exciting as doing laundry, Put it in and wait 40 mins for it to be done)

The old man came home drunk from the bar at 2 am. I got stuck doing laundry sex.

by LadyEvil November 27, 2012