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Daizora's Law

The tendency of a single person, usually someone of moderate strength, to attract people either just as strong or stronger than themselves.
Seems like that new rookie bike racer is surrounded by Daizora's Law, he's in a field of Cat 4s and 3s, and he's only Cat 5.
by FSG TRP. No.#46231 March 21, 2024
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International Law

(VERB) A law stating one must complete 3 addition spins when they have reached their bottom line on a slot machine.
“I’m going to change games at $500 but as per International Law i must go 3 below”
by Tech Man Rob March 24, 2024
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Jews Law

As a discussion gets longer, the probability of a jew mentioning the ww2, hitler, or the holocaust in an arguement increases.
Guy: The fuck? You trying to swindle me?
Jew: OY VEY ANTISEMITE! THIS IS JUST LIKE THE HOLOCAUST WHEN 6000 ULTRILLION JEWS DIED.
Guy: Shut the fuck up dude, just give me my money back.
Guy 2: Just another case of Jews Law good sir.
by anonymous March 25, 2024
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Broderick's Law

If an internet community is insular enough and has access to Photoshop, members of it will start Photoshopping themselves into weird animal hybrids.
"If an internet community is insular enough and has access to Photoshop, members of it will start Photoshopping themselves into weird animal hybrids." - @broderick | This is Broderick's Law
by AnWorm July 8, 2022
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5th law of thermodynamics

L's always attract to nigels.
the 5th law of thermodynamics dictates that if you have any friends that are named Nigel, they are 100% guaranteed to get L's
by jackwilliebob July 11, 2022
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Juanita's Law

Juanita's Law was first codified in mid-2022, somewhere in Texas.
A triceratops wall adornment was involved.
In a nutshell, Juanita's Law states that - even in the notoriously 'sniffy' world of interior design - one aphorism is indefatigable, across all borders:

Dinosaurs are the fucking tits.
Juanita's Law in action:

At first, Steph was worried as to how the triceratops sculpture might be received. Then she remembered the first law of Juanita and felt much becalmed.
by Wolfgibbon July 21, 2022
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Law

A literal child that must be protected at all costs he's so innocent.
Aww look law.
by banri July 23, 2022
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