Jay’s a Figger

describes what people say about Jay z when they don’t like him due to his actions. It is specific to Jay z and is often used to speak badly about him

Nas: “Jay’s a Figger”
Guy listening to Nas: “ wow that’s really mean!!”

by RustyWater3 November 24, 2025

Millbury Food Fight Association (MFFA)

An association comprised of retarded kids at Millbury High School who throw food at each other during lunch, in which the only rule is to not throw liquids at one another. A snapchat groupchat

Damn bro, Aiden Phillipo is a Millbury Food Fight Association (MFFA) legend, this dude really hit a teacher with a carrot and got away with it. Nicholas Jones on the other hand is the biggest retard in the entirety of the Millbury Food Fight Association (MFFA), as this dumb fucking nigger always throws stupid ass shit like milk and syrup at people because he's an anti-fun loser.

by dumbperson12345 December 11, 2025

It's not a fight

I'm doing what I'm doing and OTHER PEOPLE are trying to intercede their own bulkshit into what I'm doing so they can steal my shit and the are using everything I do and say as post hoc justification to continue do what they have been doing since I was 19 which is stalk, harass, and now use that stalking and harassment to try to control my behavior while using me to generate money for themselves and leave me out of the proceeds they did nothing to earn.

Hym "It has nothing to do with my IQ and everything to do with rejecting any relative or disparate statements I make regarding ME or other people. It's not a fight. I'm not fighting anyone for anything. They are just trying to beat me into submission and that isn't what this is about. I refuse to participate and I shouldn't have to wait or ask for this."

by Hym Iam December 13, 2025

To be there is to fight

Is a phrase you say to a friend to show them camaraderie. It means you can’t always help someone with the task at hand but you are willing to sit with them through it and be there with them.

If a friend has to send a breakup text to a guy they went on one date with you can’t type it out for them but you can scroll through Instagram while they do it, listen to the numerous drafts, and encourage them to press send because “to be there is to fight”.

by Eunice & Bernice January 29, 2021

Mountains shouldn't flatten themselves to fight dirt

People of a high-status should never downgrade themselves to the same tactics that lowlifes do; which includes but, not limited to trash-talk, mudslinging, rumor spreading, gossiping, slandering, lying etc.

Ronald Reagan always believed Mountains shouldn't flatten themselves to fight dirt and that's why he never ran on a slander campaign.

by EmJayee February 9, 2021

Size of the dog in the fight

The size of the dog in the fight isn't everything, but because knowing which limits are imagined and which ones are a reality is a factor, so is the size of a dog in a fight, to some degree. The size of the dog in a fight doesn't determine what the dog really is, that depends on the dog, not on its size. Weakness isn't a size based trait, and neither is how much fight is in something, those traits depend on the individual and not on the size of the individual. Not all smaller dogs have more fight than larger dogs, and not all of them have more fight than mouth even, it depends on the dog. The same is true for larger dogs. Not all larger dogs are underestimaters because they are larger. Recklessness and overconfidence aren't exclusive to only larger dogs, or only smaller dogs. It depends on the dog.

Size of the dog in the fight isn't everything, but it's a factor. Smaller dogs are not without faults any more than larger dogs are. Hopefully no dog loses it's humility and thinks it's changed into a different dog than the one it was as a pup, no matter it's size or experience (recent or past).

by Solid Mantis March 14, 2021

there will be three hits in the fight

Me hitting you, you hitting the ground and the ambulance hitting 90 on the motorway.

Created by Lendawg circa 2007.

There will be three hits in the fight;

Me hitting you, you hitting the ground and the ambulance hitting 90 on the motorway.

by LendawgTheGoat September 9, 2023