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facebroke

When your significant other ends your relationship on facebook, whether permanent or temporarily.
David facebroke with me yesterday, but today we are back together.

David facebroked me yesterday because we had a fight.
by tlonger October 7, 2009
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Facelooker

A person who collects numerous friends on Facebook but who never posts or responds to anything.
I know Bob is skulking about on Facebook because his picture is on "Friends on Chat" all day. He has 1,437 friends and never responds or posts anything. He's a Facelooker!
by livesinmymomsbasement June 24, 2011
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'facedbooking

To post on Facebook while shitfaced drunk.
I slammed a couple Tequilas before 'facedbooking about my bitch of an ex-wife.
by Terrymac February 20, 2013
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fakebooking

It's when you type a bunch of comments.. but don't post them. Y'know, coz they're just too mean. Mwahahaha
I was fakebooking a bunch of Joe's posts. If only I had the balls to actually post them. Mwahahaha
by grokster March 9, 2016
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faceboogle

when Google buys out Facebook, and the number one Website now owns the number Two website
They were a software developer working at Facebook, and they got lucky when Google bought out Facebook and became Faceboogle. Then they could say they work at Google. Plus, they have a "nap room" with recliners.
by Sylvia Fawkes March 12, 2016
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Facebooing

The act of checking your 3 year old face book posts and realising how stupid they were.
I was facebooing last night. If I had a time machine, I would go back to 3 years ago and punch myself in the face.
by rOAsTed BY uRBaN dICtIONaRy August 9, 2016
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Factbooking

Factbooking is the act of posting second or third-party information or memes to any format of social media without doing any fact checking and forcing its' inherent legitimacy through the "if it is online it must be true" rule.
I'm tired of John and all his factbooking, last night he posted seven memes on how many states legalized recreational methamphetamine use, when we all know it wasn't even on the ballot.
by JokerEOD November 11, 2016
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