Urban Dictionary

The dictionary where everyone can post anything even if its incorrect

Wow, Urban Dictionary is sooo cool!
Yeah, but it said that cows go oink

by PPratty February 24, 2020

urban dictionary doesnt have this word

well i mean now it does

person 1: well i bet urban dictionary doesn't have the the word.. the word... urban dictionary doesnt have this word *points to word*
person 2: yes they do!
person 1: what the heck, you didn't even look at my word!
person2: what do you mean your word was "urban dictionary doesnt have this word"

by stopbeingnosy July 5, 2022

Urban Dictionary Mug Reviews

They're fake.

Guy: Yo where'd you get your mug from?
Guy Who Bought Mug: I got it from Urban Dictionary! You can pick any word you want and its definition and get it put on a mug for $32.95! Just look at these Urban Dictionary Mug Reviews!
Guy: You know these are fake reviews, right?
Guy Who Bought Mug: what

by straell May 15, 2024

Urban Dictionary

A real life, and online dictionary available to the public to read, and add new words to.

“Hey guys, did you hear I added a new word to the Urban Dictionary?”

by anonymous October 27, 2021

Urban Dictionary

A site where slang was supposed to be defined, but turned into a burn book for edgelords, angry kids, political nutjobs across the political spectrum, and sexually frustrated incels.

Urban Dictionary comprised of not one definition without a sexual term, horrendous grammar that'll make someone have a stroke, and more recently: politics, as if we didn't have enough of that.

Bobby: *uses looks up Shark*
Bobby: "huh? I always thought shark was a sea creature, not a sexual position."
George: *looks up Joe Biden*
Urban Dictionary: "tHe bEsT pReSiDeNt eVEr oRaNj mAn bAd rEeEeEeE"
George: :/
R.I.P Urban Dictionary, you were good while quality lasted

by LIGMAisNotaRealDisease February 25, 2021

Urban Dictionary

So imagine a library, full of wisdom, but 75% of the writers are just memers who do it for the knee slappers and funnies.

Urban dictionary taught me that the word "Bread" is a sex move.

by GiantEnemyAnt October 23, 2022

Urban dictionary

A place where whenever I vote for a definition of a word I pick the answer that makes me laugh.

Urban dictionary user: FRIEND a person who's always there for you
Me:NO

by EntermeSEMPIE February 2, 2020