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bro-ing

The act of striking out. Bro's need to outnumber the chicks at least 4-1. Beers, bud, and boobs are always being discussed or viewed.
Dude, I bro-ed so hard this weekend. We did 6 strikeouts in 2 days and my mind is blown! Bro-ing out is basically the best thing ever.
by White Jewce January 12, 2009
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bro hoe

Michelle Wookey
Michelle is such a bro hoe.
by lovaaaabro October 18, 2008
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Lounging Bro

The state in which a Bro can be found lounging, relaxing, "chilling", most often with fellow Bros. The attire is crucial to the success of the Bros "lounging". The Bro will often be wearing their Adidas flip flops (the ones with a single velcro strap across the toes), tube socks, ill-fitting basketball shorts, and most importantly, a cut-off tank-top which is either a ridiculously motivating Nike slogan, or their 2006 Wrestling championship. The Bro will often open their door eating a Jimmy John's sandwich, with a Natty Ice to nurse the hangover from their Bitty infested evening last night. In the background you will hear either football or Call of Duty.
"Dude, what's that in your living room?"
"Oh that's just a lounging Bro".
by The P&P May 17, 2013
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New Hoes Before Old Bros

When one of your best buddies decides to ditch you and your friends for this new girl whom he just met, but can't seem to ever leave her or even want to.
"Hey man I haven't heard from you in a while. Why don't we get the crew together and hit the bar tonight?"
--"IDK dude I just met this girl a few days ago and she's perfect, I can't find one fault about her!"

"Well keep looking! If you let her know how you feel this soon she will control you and you'll be whipped."
--"Nah not this one, she is different, we are equals in this relationship and she is my dream girl!"

"Ah sounds to me like your choosing new hoes before old bros! Have fun with that!"
by Urban Hiptionary May 23, 2013
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Milk Bros

To declare yourself a "Milk Bro" with another buddy, the act of intercourse must take place with a female on the same or separate evening with the lack of a contraceptive. Note: Filling her tank is a crucial step in deeming yourself Milk Bros.
You slept with _____ ?? So did I bro ! Did you wear a dome? Nawh me neither ! So you filled her tank? ..... High five milk bro ! We're Milk Bros !
by Darko83 June 12, 2013
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bro brawl

When two bros willingly and agreeingly engage in an argumentative intoxicated settlement involving physical contact.
Bro: ey brah you wanna get in a bro brawl
Brah: bro, lets get some drugs or else it's not a bro brawl
Bro: I willingly agree to get involved in this argumentative intoxicated settlement involving physical contact.
Brah: I concur.
by John clark March 12, 2014
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Bro Tittie

A Bro Tittie is the femal version of your Bro. Other spellings: Bro Tittie, bro tittie, bro titty. A Bro Tittie follows the same rules as the Bro Code.
Ashley: Hey Bro what's up?
Nick: Not much Bro Tittie, just chillaxin.
Nick: Yo, Bro Tittie thanks for being the best wing man last night.
Ashley: Hey, that's what a Bro Tittie is for.
by Lil-Mac-2 May 8, 2014
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