Chocolate covered centipede

A girl who is beautiful on the surface, but who she is on the inside is the equivalent to a centipede.

" Yeah man, I actually really liked her until I saw those all those disgusting legs start poking through. Definitely just another chocolate covered centipede."

by My name is P April 8, 2016

Hot Chocolate

Diarrhea

It's fucking Diarrhea. Hot Chocolate is Diarrhea.

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by Malware. January 14, 2019

chocolate smeller

when a Chinese-American puts nutella on your asshole and sniffs it off with his nose.

REN : Yo sexy
Grace: Hey babes
REN: Damn shortie you sexy
Grace: what would you do to me?
REN: I wanna sniff nutella off your butt-hole
Grace: You're a dirty chocolate smeller

by Patrick Love/Hate ...GOD BLESS November 25, 2014

Chocolate Wombat

The act of gifting someone a chocolate representation of a regional animal, such as a small marsupial or mammal, as a token of thanks.

D: Hey J, I brought you back this Chocolate Wombat from Australia as a thanks for that restaurant recommendation.

J: Uh, thanks. Do I have to eat it?

by PoopyMcGee November 7, 2012

Swiss chocolating

When you shit on someone's meal.

I was like pooping my pants and I was like Swiss chocolating Seb meal.

by surrendingmonkey September 1, 2016

Chocolate doughnut

Asshole/Butthole (best used to say -a real pain in my ass-, but when there is an audience who don't take to language)

"Did you do that assignment yet?"
"Yeah, was a real pain in my.." (looks at christian cousin) "-chocolate doughnut'"

by RedShankyMan November 18, 2019

Chocolate Raccoon

When a girl rubs her eyes with her fists (like a raccoon) after she's had anal sex.

Last night, after "going backstage" with this bitch from Poco - she decided to rub her eyes which gave her a combination of mascara, eyeliner, eyeshadow and ass shrapnel in a Zorro mask of shit on her face.

She gave herself the CHOCOLATE RACCOON.

by Wil-doe July 22, 2014