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Douche Shot

A photo of a reflection, of a shirtless male, posted on the internet with the intention on showing off his muscles
your friend posted a picture on facebook. he took a douche shot. lame.
by smokes420 April 16, 2011
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douche bib

The total and complete douche that still believes he/she is a child.
" Jebus, can you believe that douche bib?'
by kittensgalore69 September 11, 2010
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King Douche

A douche bag of epic proportions and on every level, they are such a douche, even normal douches fear them... they wear a crown made of douchery. They are usually called Matthieu and come from France.
"Hey dude, that guy isn't a normal douche, he is the king douche!"
by I'm no douchette February 24, 2015
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Douche flute

Douch flute - funneling vinegar & water into the ladies puss then plunging her rapidly to satisfaction
She was starting to smell fishy so I gave her the douche flute
by StinkyJay January 16, 2025
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Douche Nozzle

Douche Nozzle; Noun, a person who is a douche and annoying mostly in video games ,and grease bag and nozzle because, they nozzle on dick and or there mom's tits.
Oh my fucking god dude the guy is a Douche Nozzle.
by MRLobsterr November 26, 2020
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Douche Bag

Donald Trump is the personification of the term “Douche Bag”.
by LuckyGuyDefiner August 12, 2019
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douche stream

When a Jackass leaks shit from their mouths.
Colin had a douche stream when he said that the world will end tomorrow by a dinausaor attack .
by Matzy15 July 14, 2017
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