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barrel cunt

Barrel cunt is a complimentary term for a well used, gaping vagina. Frequently associated with constant discharge and it may result in a lack of feeling during penatrative sex.
Mate, I gave your mum a barrel cunt last night.
by Dense Hedge May 31, 2018
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Mud Cunt

It is a woman with short arms.

Her arms are so short that she cannot wipe her bottom from behind in the front to back motion.

She can only lean forward with her hand between her legs and wipe back to front leaving poo residue on her vagina.
Woah man! That chick is a dime!
Nah man look! How short her arms are. She is a mud cunt.

You should only ever go down on a mud cunt if you catch them walking out of the shower. It’s just not worth the risk.
by Sticksy November 9, 2019
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cunt punt

absolutely obliterating a womans fanny by booting the bitch 50 yards into the box
i just cunt punted Binks and she got gathered by Van Der Sar
by benjani November 28, 2019
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Crummy Cunt

A crummy cunt is someone who lays around all day bludging doing nothing and using every cunt they can. Another word to use instead of using cunt or bludging cunt.
Crummy cunt: Oiya you gotta smoke.
Hardworking tax payer: Nah fuck this shit go crum on someone else ya crummy cunt
by Sistagintitness March 31, 2019
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Legit Cunt

Informal expression of agreement that generally similar to I know yeah, facts or fucking oath.
Mostly used by lower class citizens of Melbourne, Australia.
"Yeahhhh legit cunt" "Fuuuuuck legit cunt"
by Flabba98 April 3, 2019
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Athletes cunt

When the lady of the house goes to take a nice hot bath and the tub so filthy that if you don't clean it out first you'll most definitly catch u some athletes cunt.
Poor Jennifer just wanted to hurry and get off work to soak in her bath tub... But her Room mate Steve washed his dirty ass in the shower and didn't clean it out, Jennifer wasn't exc ited to learn she had her a gnarly case of athletes cunt.
by Langcable32 April 3, 2019
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Cunt Rag

The rag that a “lady of the night” uses to wipe the cum from her lady bits. Improper usage may result in a “blanket baby
Sir kindly pass me my cunt rag. Mostly used as an insult. Shela stop acting like a fucking cunt rag
by Hela Armon April 8, 2019
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