Analer

The Analer is an object which is designed to be shoved up one's ass. It has been told to give more pleasure than sexual intercourse between two people.

Jordan: WOW! that was amazing!!
Tyler: what was?
Jordan: The Analer.
Tyler: What's that?
Jordan: Pretty much a dildo for the ass..
Tyler: Nice! I'm gonna have to try that.

by Nikki and Nadia January 23, 2008

Anals of history

Accomplished assholes who have contributed to the common good.

Toilet paper inventor Joseph Gayetty will go down in the anals of history

by tirtle June 15, 2018

analingus

To lick another's anus.

"I tried to give analingus to my girlfriend, but she farted...I'm now a mormon priest."

by alreadygeeked89 June 19, 2005

anally retentive

Stoid, fixed in own ways, unchanging, perfectionist.

He has to do everything 'just so' - He is so anally retentive!

by nusye December 15, 2003

Analisa

The Most Beautiful person in the world.

Analisa, you are the most amazing and beautiful person in the world!

by coma361 December 21, 2008

analgasm

An orgasm during anal penetration that originates in the center of the body and radiates throughout every nerve ending, creating a full-body orgasm lasting (but not limited to) up to 10 minutes. Though rare (like a unicorn, or a happily married couple), the analgasm is life altering and often sought after by sexual connoisseurs eager to please (or torture) their partners by sending them into an alternate reality that feels like a Dr. Suess movie, where good is bad and bad is good, up is down, and cats wear hats.

"She didn't know whether to laugh or cry during her incredibly long analgasm, but he was quite proud, either way."

by Knky Fukry May 27, 2018

Analog

Analog and Digital are intertwined these days. Digital information is represented by series of electronic 1s and 0s, so that information is most current/modern but it is also unreal or fake. Analog information is represented in many ways—sight, touch, taste, smell, sound, etc.—and is, thus, old fashioned but it is also more real/accurate. Current usage is that Digital is modern/better and Analog is older/slower/less desirable.

"You're going analog today, kids. Turn off the screens and take out some paper and pens," said the annoyed mother.

by GillianGillies July 27, 2014