wet police

Hispanic mom explaining a lifeguard

H.M: Do you know the wet police

Y/n: you mean lifeguard

by &-6.0} September 8, 2023

wet wonderland

Similar to a wet willy but using vag juice instead of saliva

Shiniqua was two-knuckles deep when Jamal told her she smelled like her sister....she gave him a wet wonderland for that.

by 2ballsdeep November 14, 2009

Wet

Me when Channing Tatum

Channing Tatum makes me wet

by anonymous August 1, 2024

Wet Toga

A damp Roman aristocratic outfit

Straight guy : "Hey man you up for a wet toga?"

Gay guy: "What?"

by mickyknox69 June 10, 2018

wet forehead

the hottest part of the body often becomes more liquid after seeing something hot

becky got a wet forehead when she saw that good fussy

by Bobrin March 4, 2021

wet-getables

A portmanteau of wet and vegetables. Coined by Guy Fieri in the tv show The Great North.

Beef: "Vegetables should not be delicious. If you don't like dry broccoli, just try it wet."
Honeybee: "Like, soaked in water?"
Beef: "Yes."
Guy: "What are you talking about, man? Nobody wants wet-getables."

by natalie portmanteaux August 24, 2024

wet splinkadoo

The act of making Taylor Swift cum by slurping her juices up and shooting a stream of her grool directly at her clit.

Travis Kielce just beat my ass because I gave Taylor the ol' wet splinkadoo.

by CourtingJester February 7, 2025