Douche Cloud

1. (n) - When a person is such a high level douche bag, that everyone in their area is affected by them, they transcend into the douche cloud form, permeating everything in range as a gas or fine mist would.

Haha - Trump is such a douche cloud that when he gives press conferences, you can see McConnell actually frown harder than his default turtle face from the vapors.

by sleepyHollow October 17, 2017

Douche

VERB: To Douche. The act of being a douchy, or douching somebody out.

Mary: Hey Bob, we missed you at the party last night!
Bob: Yeah, John was supposed to pick me up, but he douched me out.

Bob Texting John: "hey man, you picking me up for the party or what?"
1 hour passes...
Bob Texting John: "Dude, you totally douched me... ya fuck'n asshole."
more silence from John...

by Closter NJ July 16, 2019

douche skippy

a person under the age of eleven or shorter than five foot four that is a complete douche.

my ten year old brother is a douche skippy

by thefiness November 5, 2010

douche bag

Kenneth Krause

Me: I ate a cupcake
Kenneth Krause: you're fat, i'm a douche bag

by nooneyoullfindout October 5, 2012

douche bag

vitaliy tkach.

douche bag treats women like shit.

by victimofshittyguys May 27, 2022

douch-e

pronounced "do-shay" a double entendre word. Response to an insult meaning, you're a douche, but also, touché, you got me there.

A friend was making fun of me and got a good insult in, so I replied, "douch-e." He was unable to reply because the only appropriate response would be "douch-e."

by jackalopianforlife November 4, 2011

Douche`

(Pronounced Doo-shay') A combination of Douche and Touché. What you say when you realize that you said something so douche-y. Usually said while cringing that you realize what a douche-bag the other person thinks you are. Very applicable to telling people you are rich or went to a top university. The emoji of slapping your forehead is used here.

I was trying to connect with my new next door neighbor about biking. So I was telling him about my bike. I said "I miss riding that bike because it is in my apartment in Paris." Thus slipping in that I have a second home overseas. Douche`!

by Sollylogger March 11, 2021