Reverse Baptism (noun)
The tragic moment during post-poop cleanup when your overly generous length of toilet paper dips into the toilet bowl, soaks up the dark waters, and slaps your thigh with the vengeance of a thousand sins.
The tragic moment during post-poop cleanup when your overly generous length of toilet paper dips into the toilet bowl, soaks up the dark waters, and slaps your thigh with the vengeance of a thousand sins.
by Pete Heski June 19, 2025
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Hym "Tucker wants to be revered as a man... But he hasn't sacrificed his life! They want you to exalt them for fucking eachother, yet, I AM THE ONLY MAN BEING SACRIFICED HERE. Did he protect Mikayla Raines? Did he protect that Senator Melissa and her husband Mark? It doesn't look to me like he's holding up his end of the ✌️✊️✌️✊️most basic agreement✌️✊️✌️✊️ So, Tucker, if I tell the truth... And YOU LIE BY OMMISSION.... Which one of us goes to your God's heaven? Why should you be revered when the person who died to protect your wife didn't fuck your wife? Did Tucker suffer so that his piece of shit kids can used the AI I created to cheat on their homework and supplant their one mentally retarded minds? No! Because that's his religion. A sacrifice differed. The proceeds co-opted. It would be good and moral if it wasn't theft and human sacrifice."
by Hym Iam June 29, 2025
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My buddy sold me his rare 1990s Japanese car for cheap but turns out it's got 298,000 miles on it, a cracked block, & a shot transmission from drifting. I guess it might've been a Reverse Favor because the scrap yard is charging me to get rid of it...
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From: revere + glow
Meaning: The repeated sense of wonder and admiration sparked by someone’s image, as if they radiate timeless light.
From: revere + glow
Meaning: The repeated sense of wonder and admiration sparked by someone’s image, as if they radiate timeless light.
by Eternalfallen July 3, 2025
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A: You look like the cat that stole a bowl of cream! You know that shits no good for you, though.
B: Yeah, Melissa got home last night after an evening with her friends. Some guy had ploughed her at the restaurant, so I spat that shit all up in her ass! It was like a reverse geyser!
A: So, just like spitting in a hole?
B: No man! It was way more spiritual than that. I didn't spill a drop. It was a reverse geyser.
A: You' re such a cuck.
B: Cuck gets the fuck, my friend. Cuck get the fuck.
B: Yeah, Melissa got home last night after an evening with her friends. Some guy had ploughed her at the restaurant, so I spat that shit all up in her ass! It was like a reverse geyser!
A: So, just like spitting in a hole?
B: No man! It was way more spiritual than that. I didn't spill a drop. It was a reverse geyser.
A: You' re such a cuck.
B: Cuck gets the fuck, my friend. Cuck get the fuck.
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