Did I ask

When a person (usually called evan)Says did I ask when all you did was tell him something

"Evan my dad just fucking died"
"Sorry jayson,Did I ask?

by Denis O'Sullivan March 8, 2020

I drink cum

If you're here you're probably bored and you're searching weird shit on urban dictionary for no reason.

Don't be ashamed, I search weird random dumb shit on urban dictionary all the time too. #nolifegang

X: I can't think of any more weird shot to type on urban dictionary I've already searched basically everything
Y: have you searched "I drink cum"?
X: omg,good idea

by I eat poop 69 December 23, 2021

i got nothin

"I have nothing of comedic value to add"

crazy man: "Dude! The flight 93 memorial is totally an islamic shrine with hella islamic symbolism and sundials and shit!"

ironic joker man: "Uhh... Sorry, I got nothin."

by James Colshot December 28, 2005

I don't kick sideways; I kick forward.

I don't kick sideways; I kick forward is a meaningless answer Nikki Haley used continuously when asked to differentiate herself from her former boss Donald Trump during her presidential announcement press junkets.

This statement has no meaning and is a complete evasion of questions that were directly asked. The next time my wife asks me which one of her friends in the most attractive I’m going to say:

“I don’t kick sideways; I kick forward”.

It almost sounds like you are glibly answering the question.

Almost.

This is how you use “ I don't kick sideways; I kick forward.” as a conversational tactic:

Wife: Which one of my friends do you find the most attractive.

Husband: I don’t kick sideways; I kick forward.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 16, 2023

Yess-i-kahhh

A vaguely spanish sounding name for a girl by the name of Jessika. Spelled without a 'c' and replaced with a 'k' to make her name, like herself, as unique as pissible. She is usually recognized by her cheery, sexy, random, beautiful, fun, and amazing demeanor. The best kind of friend anyone, male or female would ever be able to find because of her general loyalty and support of everyone she loves. Yess-i-kahhhs generally have the most amazing families, and they will accept you with open arms. If you ever happen upon a Yess-i-kahh, never let her go. She's worth every minute of time spent with her, and your spent time will never become a waste (:. A kickass person. Te amo mi Yess-i-kahhh (x

"Hey Lyssa who's that chick?!"
"Oh that's Yess-i-kahhh, she's amazing as hell"
"God a wish i was Neil Gaiman so she'd marry me!!!"

by lyssa(: March 25, 2010

i can't be sure but....

A way of telling someone something tenderly, so as not to shock them or hurt their feelings. Best used when you are absolutely sure of something and you want to "drop a bomb" on someone. Can be used jokingly or sarcastically.

I can't be sure but....I think that was my grenade that killed you bro.

I can't be sure but....I don't think I used a condom last night.

I can't be sure but....I think I'm pregnant.

I can't be sure but....I think I have chlamydia.

by bearfootbuffalo January 21, 2011

I/d/k

I don't know..........

It is, i/d/k - 12:40-5pm.

by Fuzzpop24 May 17, 2006