Fireball Goggles

Similar to beer googles except much more dangerous. Consumption of too much fireball can cause physically unattractive persons to appear beautiful.

I had a major case of fireball Goggles last night...and wound up having sex with some troll.

by ncase23 June 13, 2016

hub googie

The act of pulling out of intercourse and cumming in your partners ear

Bro! I gave my girl the hub googie last night

by acetheplace December 4, 2016

Arabian goggles

Someone's balls covering another's eyes , to act as goggles.

I'm fixing to give this bitch Arabian goggles. (Put my balls over her eyes.)

by Lol true December 17, 2016

Married Goggles

This is when you hear one of your married friends talking about the attractiveness of a girl, usually noticeable once they describe someone you both saw, or a mutual aquatience and they over exaggerate how pretty she is, because they have to bang the same piece of ass for the rest of there miserable lives so all girls become seemingly hotter. (The same may go for married gals as well)

Married friend: Sarah was looking fine tonight.
You: Sarah was looking like... Sarah. You have your married goggles on.

by NwMI Guy December 21, 2016

backwards goggles

A sex position which includes placing your ballsack on top of the girls eyes, almost like goggles and then spinning so that your balls rotate across her eyelids.

Hey Rick, me and my girlfriend performed the backwards goggles last night!

by Storythistle March 9, 2017

tinder goggles

When someone is hotter on their Tinder profile than in real life. Similar in effect to beer goggles.

Yeah, she seemed pretty bangin' when we matched, but on Facebook she just looks like the Michelin man with nipples. Must've had the tinder goggles on.

by definitelynotatalkingrectum March 18, 2017

afganni goggles

The act of dropping ones testicles into the eye sockets another person

My wife was not a fan of waking up with a pair of afganni goggles

by repomonster April 4, 2017