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the perfect answer to anything in life
Francesca: "Hey, wanna go to that party tonight?"
Jen: "No."
Francesca: "Why?"
Jen: "Cause God."
cause God by Twunfinfs June 2, 2008
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ASMR God 

An ASMR God is when you eat an orange, peeled everything to the point where you throw up.
ASMR God by ASMR GOD April 1, 2019
FUCK GOD AKA Daniel. Fucks every single slut and Cum God there is.
-person 1: Is that the FUCK GOD?

-person 2: WTF? I NEED TO SUCK THAT COCK.

-person 1: NOT IF I SUCK IT FIRST.

elder god heavy 

a pedophile loser fat fuck cuck who spends his life cheating in a dead ass game
"I AM THE SPECTRE I AM ELDER GOD HEAVY"
"shut the fuck up fat pedo cunt"

Go Get God

When you are about to beat the living crap out of someone and you tell them to "Go Get God" because the beating is inevitable and they need some higher power to live through it.
Dude: Shut up Bitch!

Other Dude: Yo, Go Get God man because you are going to get fucked up!
Go Get God by Immafoo August 27, 2010

Danny Cooper (Majestic Lard God) 

The elder god of lard. His people are know as lardians. Danny has been measured at 227,665,897,123 kilo grams in diameter. It is on record that this massive monstrosity of lard can consume a whole planet in one sweep of his massive lardy maw. Danny can only be defeated by his one rival, the elder god of bondage, Hernanbo! Also known as Tiff Tiff, Hernanbo will fight a war against Danny until she finds the golden hamster, which she will then bondage to her anal gland and make sweet sweaty love to until Danny's lard is eliminated.
THE WRATH OF THE MAJESTIC LARD GOD SHALL RAIN UPON THEE LIKE THE SPERM OF A THOUSAND INSECTS WHICH WILL THEN DEFILE AND RAPE YOU!

~Faticus, Lardian High priest.

Danny Cooper (Majestic Lard God)