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The first hit of marijuana when a fresh bowl is packed.
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Greens

A tribe of feral, primitive and hostile dim-witted creatures that often march in groups like mindless zombies when attacking, usually under guidance of a leader who will attempt to brainwash them into servitude. They are extremely loud, one can hear them from a far distance, and their war cry resembles a few English words strung together and repeated continuously. Their instinct is to attack ferociously and with no legitimate cause. Prey of the greens will either be attempted to be enslaved or otherwise destroyed.

Greens do not endure most environments well for long periods of time and attempt to adjust said environments to fit their own natural standards, quite often poisoning the environments beforehand.
"what's that loud repetitive chanting noise?"
"the greens are on the hunt again. Run"
by Pålitlig Kapten May 15, 2018
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Green lantern

This movie is gay so I wouldn't watch it if I was you, message from kingmordog of canada
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Green

Green: To not have kissed anyone, like a virgin, but for your mouth // South Africanism, used mostly by teens .
Adj. to get degreened is to be kissed.
Amy: Yo Kayleigh, are you still green?
Kayleigh: Yeah bro, I need to be degreened soon.
Amy: YOURE 16 AND STILL GREEN.
Kayleigh: Stfu Amy
by Laughingstock May 20, 2018
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green spleen

when two gay men are having titty sex and the one on top defecates a sloppy slimy feces mixture onto the other fags stomach and chest
by old nebronian May 24, 2018
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green vine

by eccel December 17, 2017
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green is my tea

Yolo, when you chug vomit be like

You: Green is my tea!!
Friend: There’s a hospital down the road!!
Hey honey, i just chugged vomit, and guess what *shakes the bottle* Green is my tea!!
by LGamer January 1, 2018
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