Heads up, there’s a Safety Douche coming to inspect us.
Based on the size of that Douche, we are all getting wrote up.
Based on the size of that Douche, we are all getting wrote up.
by Captain Safe-T June 16, 2022
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An individual capable of such douchebaggary, that their capacity well exceeds the confines off just a bag.
An individual capable of such douchebaggary, that their capacity well exceeds the confines off just a bag.
That Billy Hotdog is such a douche canoe, he had to sign a written agreement with his boss, limiting his overabundant workplace douchebaggary.
by Bigbrothathunda!!! September 19, 2019
Get the Douche Canoe mug.And I can't take your opinion seriously as you clearly know nothing about the genre. If you did, you would understand the Manu is a legend in his field, a pioneer even. I am a douche though.
by bergenhaspwntbeccaj January 19, 2007
Get the douche mug.A person achieves this maximum level after evolving from the form douche canoe. Only the douchiest of douche canoes can obtain this legendary final form. Proceed with caution, because standing close to them for long periods of time is more legal than bathing in nuclear waste.
by PaulieD13 May 9, 2017
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A douchebag also has a "I'm better than you" attitude.
A douchebag also has a "I'm better than you" attitude.
by ronensmartass November 11, 2019
Get the douche mug.A person who shuns the use of sleeves and regards bottle openers as a poor substitute for slamming beers bottles on kitchen tables
It's 20 below and Zach still refuses to sew those sleeves back on his sweatshirt...what a douche bag
by Rytoc December 7, 2007
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