Douche Gilbertson

A term to describe someone who ruins the fun.

Timmy is really being a douche gilbertson.

by Dakota Rambler September 24, 2021

Douche Canoe

Someone who has exceeded the level 1 douche, level 2 douche bag, and graduated to level 3 of the douche pyramid

Did you see that guy Sonny slide into the random girl's DM asking her to ride his cock?
Yeah I did. Spicer is such a douche canoe

by Unknown Urban Dictionary User June 27, 2017

transitional douche

A man that easily flows from one woman to the other without hesitation

Greg and Trevor are just transitional douche with no conscience

by Gfndog May 7, 2015

Revved up douche

Taken from a lyric of Manfred Mann's "Blinded By The Light". A revved up douche is a douche of a person who is 'revved up', i.e., acting particularly douchey; someone being extra rude, loud, over the top, etc.

To be revved up like a douche is to be someone exhibiting behaviors like that of a douche that is revved up.

"Did you see that revved up douche in the crowd?"

See also:

"Man, Jack was really revved up like a douche today"

by KillerNugget April 5, 2024

Douche Nugget

An abrasive female. Typically bald or has unusually colorful hair. Septim pierced. Completely disrespectful. Intense and often times loud. Is usually wylin. Hard to contain and unpredictable.

Shania is a total douche nugget.

Shania, don't be such a douche nugget.

by Slizzlefish January 16, 2018

Douche Water

When you are even worse than a Douche Bag. You ARE the Douche Water. It's one thing to be the bag that flushes the bad stuff out of the vagina, it's another to be the nasty water that comes out of it.

You are such an asshole that I can't even call you a Douche Bag. You are the Douche Water dude.

by veggiegator August 1, 2013

Douch

Has no fucken meaning and was said by an idiot in a discord server

Jason is a such a douch

by Thrustmaster64 December 17, 2019