Swiss Kiss

A handshake. And a very unsexy one at that.

I'm having such a dry spell I'm lucky if I get a swiss kiss.

by ApricotFields November 2, 2020

Choke a girl and kiss her day

13 November is national choke a girl and kiss her day

Go choke and kiss a girl

Choke a girl and kiss her day is very good day

by Ananas95brekung November 8, 2020

Kiss me in the dark .

When the lights are off while going down on a lady. Later finding out you were licking her asshole the whole time .

I was hanging with Becky and went down town . She said kiss me in the dark . So I did , can’t get the taste out of my mouth now .

by DirtyOldMan420 December 30, 2020

Kissing the Blarney stone

A colloquialism for bedding a particularly unattractive person just for the sake of getting your boy/ Girl Scout badge( in other words, to check that off your list of regrets.). The origins come from the practice of tourists who make a pilgrimage to Blarney castle in Ireland so they can wait in a ridiculously long line, to then hang over the side of the castle to kiss the Blarney Stone in the hope it will bring good luck. Or, Simply to be able to say they have done it.
The inference is that the pursuit is a waste of time and energy, and, could result in herpes for your idiotic pursuit!

1.) person #1: Marco must be really desperate, or really bored.
Person #2: why do you say that?

Person #1: because he’s “kissing the Blarney Stone” with that wildebeest taking up 2 stools at the end of the bar!
Person #2: wow! He needs help!

Person #1: you’re right! I’ll lend him a condom!

by Mynameisntshmuley January 4, 2021

Kissing Day

You have to Kiss someone (anyone) on Jan 4

Girl:Hey today is kissing day..
Boy: oh so you wanna kiss..?
Girl:yeah sure..!

by Yoyoyo!blowmeoutdaddy January 4, 2021

Kissing day

Kissing on jan4

Random girl: wanna kiss since it’s kissing day?
Random boy: yeah sure I guess..?

by Yoyoyo!blowmeoutdaddy January 4, 2021

Scissor-kiss

When 2 people pucker up their butthole and scissor as if their anuses were kissing, creating a suction in which the anus pulls on the other person's anus for pleasure.

"Yo me and my girl last night we're practicing our scissor-kiss. I swear my jungle bridge was so wet from her snatch"

by ErosSlav6661 January 9, 2021