Mexican blindfold (Zoro)

Wrapping your ball skin over someone’s eyes.

Mike: How was your night last night?
Joey: great I have a girl the Mexican blindfold (Zoro) and she couldn’t see shit!

by Dirrtylarry February 11, 2023

Horhay The Mexican Mudcrab

A pedophile that lurks in the deepest nether regions of mud puddles. He also very much enjoys to give the good succ to little children still on the clock. Faps to large amounts of loli porn. We love him though because we lack real friends.

Person 1: What's that crusty penis in that elementary school yard mud puddle?
Person 2: That's Horhay The Mexican Mudcrab.

by Girl with a dick June 23, 2018

Mexican Jerkoff

A bonding ritual performed by three males standing in a triangle and jerking each other off; left hand on the cock to one's left and right hand on the cock to one's right respectively, resulting in two hands stroking each penis.

Ideally, all three men nut at the exact same time in order for their jizz to fuse together, thus creating a semen bond.

The boys got in a steamy shower and strengthened their friendship over a Mexican jerkoff.

by Swog89 January 03, 2021

mexican pancake

the sex position where you ejaculate on someone's face, wait until it dries, and then eat it.

where tf did the name even come from?

Mike Oxlong; i made my gf into a mexican pancake
Gabe Itches: nice

by LolaBunnyLover69 July 22, 2024

Mexican pancake

When a man c#ms on a woman’s face then it dries up to look like a pancake

Person 1: yo what did you do last night?
Person 2: i Mexican pancaked yo mama

by Laлddg February 14, 2023

Mexican pancake

When a man cums on a girls face, let’s it dry, peels it off, then feeds it to her

I made my girlfriend a Mexican pancake last night

by Twobit_mickeymouse April 28, 2023

Mexican pancake

When someone cums of your faces and waits for it to dry so you can eat it

Let me make you into. a Mexican pancake babe

by Quizhpi the best April 21, 2023