Schrödinger's Dick

The name of the famous thought experiment commonly used in the explanation of Quantum Mechanics; Schrödinger's Dick touches on the fundamentals of dual states of matter, and their effects on a macroscopic system.

Schrödinger's Dick outlines a scenario where, since both the position and velocity of a dick cannot be known, it is said to be in a state of both cumming and not cumming whilst receiving fellatio.

"Aww shit baby, I thought I was going to cum... damn you, Schrödinger's Dick!",

Viagra, Cialis and Levitra are all medications that treat ED via the onset of Schrödinger's Dick.

by endos127 July 21, 2009

Demon dick

The ability for a man to provide ample and consistent pleasure to a partner using his penis.

Last night I gave my girl the demon dick.

by DBrutalTruth November 24, 2016

dick tease

Someone who flirts and gets off with lads, but doesn't actually shag them i.e. leads them on!

a 16 yr old bitch, that knows shes fit, and abuses it.

by Adam April 7, 2004

gym dick

Gym dick is a result of enduring marathon days inside of a gymnasium for a wrestling tournament or similar event. The dick becomes listless and withdrawn, and no amount of staring at members of the opposite sex can revive it. You know you have gym dick when you go to the bathroom and the dick has recoiled, becoming wrinkled, clammy, and possibly tucked into its own sack.

Guy 1: I'm worried. When I went the bathroom the 12th time today, I couldn't find my dick. Then I found it, but I couldn't stretch it far enough to pull it out of my zipper. I finally had to go to a stall and piss with my pants around my ankles.

Guy 2: That's just gym dick. I have it too.

by dvk2000 January 16, 2013

dick smart

One who knows his/her way around a penis. A subtle way to call a girl a slut.

That girl looks like she would be dick smart.

by Matumbo October 3, 2007

white dick

the penis of a Caucasian male, typically average penis size which is around 5.2 inches as conducted through many studies by urologists. However, they can come in many shapes and sizes.

My boyfriend Jeremy has a white dick.

by UnconditionaLove May 7, 2019

desert dick

not getting any pussy for a very long periopd of time.

damn baby your going to develope some desert dick wile im gone!!

by Kayla Nikol April 24, 2008