Skip to main content

A box of chocolates

When sneak into a bathroom, either in a private home or office/public restroom, and while holding a nice dookie in the chamber, removed the lid to the toilet tank. Then carefully sit/hover (your preference) on/over the now open upper tank with your feet where your ass would normally be. Then proceed to drop your delightfully odiferous chocolates into the tank. Wiping your ass is preferred but not required. Remembering to replace the lid of the toilet tank and walk away. Depending upon the length of time it is left undisturbed, every time the toilet is flushed, there will be muddy water that will proceed to fill the bowl. This will have the opposite effect of the well known “2000 flushes” cleaning product. *note: do not try this in a port a pot
I felt disrespected by the cashier at the grocery store who used the wrong pronoun when speaking to me. So my dumb ass left a box of chocolates in the fourth stall from the end.
by Hugh’s Jassle December 25, 2022
mugGet the A box of chocolates mug.

aero mint chocolate bar

the most camp personallity one knows about:
similar to zesty or fruity
"you like aero mint chocolate bar" - meaning someone likes very camp actions
by God's asscrack December 29, 2022
mugGet the aero mint chocolate bar mug.

optionable chocolate browser

The kid received an optionable chocolate browser this Sunday, and he kept eating it until it became an optionabillity-covered-theme browser.
by ccchowmeta135 January 5, 2023
mugGet the optionable chocolate browser mug.

Chocolate mice

The act of anally accepting rodents as foreplay.
Hey hun should we start with the chocolate mice to get in the mood?
by anonymous January 7, 2023
mugGet the Chocolate mice mug.

Chocolate twizzler

When a black man with a huge cock shoves it in your mouth balls deep.
“Just gave Jessica a huge chocolate twizzler
by AYELETH January 11, 2023
mugGet the Chocolate twizzler mug.

Chocolate Sombrero

When you're in 69 position with someone, and they take a dump on your face/head.
Dude, she game me a chocolate sombrero! My mouth was open and everything!
by shatteredframes December 1, 2018
mugGet the Chocolate Sombrero mug.

chocolate dart

the warm dark anus of a virgin
by Taco burrito December 7, 2018
mugGet the chocolate dart mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email